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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 17 March 2010 15:38 / United States
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damm now with all the stuff u see on here im not sure wat a true FML is ...but damm this here has 2 be somewhere close

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got to say that's pretty said on the OPs part. did he think just because his whole family was there she just had to say yes. way to prove you are a rapist at heart.

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your now EX girlfriend is a mean bitch... 5 years and she walks out on you because you propposed?!? I bet she's screwing someone else. Sorry man.

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I guess you seriously mis-read your girlfriend. It sounds like she either doesn't at all have marriage on her mind or she is a very private person who didn't want to be proposed to in front of your family and a bunch of strangers (which, after 5 1/2 years of dating, you should have known).

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Maybe she thinks that there's no need, the two of you were practically married before. Or you could be the guy that proposed to his at a McDonald's.

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#146 made me google every word... I'm still confused <_> that is fucked. up. :( and in front of your family? are you still with her?

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my question is what the hells wrong with that bitch that she wasted five years of his life...AND hers. maybe she used him as a security blanket. but you'd think five years in you would have talked about that shit by now, just wow

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Justin bieber is my idol! everytime I listen to him he cheers me up :D but fyl that must be a terrible thing to go through. maybe she was just shy since the restaurant was quiet.

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Justin bieber sounds gay why I hate most pop songs 1. record voice for 30 seconds 2. alter voice digitally 3. add beats 4. repeat recording 3-4 times and you have a pop song takes NO skill

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Yuikes, Either David is an ugly woman or he clicked the wrong gender button (or her parents have a really sick sense of humor).

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Can someone please explain to me why it's so terrible and he deserves it for waiting 5 years to propose? I mean, I know I personally wouldn't mind waiting. I figure, what's the rush? If two people plan on spending their lives together, why do they need to hurry into the official married status? Also, like this FML for example, wouldn't it be better to know the relationship didn't work out five years in verses realizing it doesn't work out three years into marriage?

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i feel so bad for you this is one reason i gave up on dating a lot of girls will just treat you like shit when you try to show you care and they dont care they only care about themselves

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seanreddog, she obviously wanted to be with him two years in because she was still with him at 5 1/2 years. You still cannot expect today's reaction with that of her would-be reaction 3 1/2 years ago. Whether she accepted the proposal or not isn't really the issue I'm trying to bring up. I just wanted to know why 5 years is too long without having proposed to a partner already.

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But thats gonna be hard, considering he has a ban of well over a million teenage girls defending him.. and those chicks are vicous, don't mess with them.

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wow I feel bad for you man but she could have been shy or maybe to scared to get married yet don't go to fast if she's a slow type

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HAHAHAHA you're girlfriend turned one in too!!! I just read it on the moderator. she said you've only dated 4 years....and of course, I voted for it

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Last week, I dreamed I shot Justin Beiber. With a Carcano rifle, for those of you who would like to know. Turns out, my wife dreamt of torturing him on the same night. You can see why we're married.

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The problem is that most of these words are not used properly. Otherwise, context in combination with the few words I do know would allow me to determine the meaning. For instance, if I said, "The perambulation of the pedal extremity is being impeded by the insertion of a foreign botanical offshoot," many of you will understand it, even if "perambulation" and "botanical" disorient you. Also, he's using colloquial or poetic meanings for some of the words. Suc

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Yeah. When my friend was rejected he bece so depressed that he covered himself in butter and walked into the nearest Golden Corral. Police said that he was ripped the shreds and eaten by fat people before he had a chance to scream.

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when my husband first told me he loved me, I ran away cuz I didn't know how to react. this might be like that, eh?

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139, is it so terrible to want to express the amount of love and trust it takes to marry a person in front of your family? Who cares that it was in front of a restaurant full of people? Something tells me it would have happened even if was done in private. My sympathies OP, hope everything works out....

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Even if it would have happened in private, at least that would have saved both of them the awkwardness and embarrassment of her rejecting him.

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What a fag if a guy gives a girl 51/2 years of his life she should say yes but dude there are other fish in the damn sea!

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Oh, that explains the no clapping. I was wondering why a resraunt wouldn't clap for a proposal but now its clear that they are close minded jerks. Sucks about being rejected though :( there better be a good reason

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Or "He" wears the pants in the relationship and makes her call her David... we will never know...

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Well, you'd think that, but I went to college with a girl named Michael and have met girls named Kyle and Kevin and a guy named Stacey.

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this seems like it could be a string of fmls. guy took his girlfriend to walmart mcdonalds to buy condoms. then he proposed at mcdonalds. then she walked out. they all connect.

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Well of course she'd walk out; he can't please her sexually. After all, she did fake her orgasm.

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Hahahaha oh man I'm at work right now and laughing my ass off about this string.... People are starting to give me 'the look'

OMGGGGGG, FYL indeed! After 5 1/2 years.. That's gotta hurt! May be she was cheatin' on U. [not that that's better but whatever]

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