FML : Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities...

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By >_< - / Friday 30 August 2013 22:56 / United States - Richmond

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By picante72 | 24

#5651568 - Saturday 31 August 2013 5:13

Git-r-back

By L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H | 20

#5651570 - Saturday 31 August 2013 5:14

If she doesn't get your family's "interesting" humor then maybe it was a good thing to find out now.

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By picante72 | 24

#5651568 - Saturday 31 August 2013 5:13

Git-r-back

ohro | 10

#5651676 - Saturday 31 August 2013 6:15

Or stick around and take your cousin on a date

CanadiAnM8 | 24

#5651815 - Saturday 31 August 2013 9:36

Or OP could pull the parents into guilt by doing the WHY, I LOVED HER!

mFUNdo21 | 17

#5651840 - Saturday 31 August 2013 10:43

incest incest is the best! put your family to the test! (: well why in out when you can keep it in the family op?

izzie321 | 27

#5652093 - Saturday 31 August 2013 17:36

If I were her, I would've straight dropped on the ground laughing. And when I was done, I'd stand up and high five the parents.

By L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H | 20

#5651570 - Saturday 31 August 2013 5:14

If she doesn't get your family's "interesting" humor then maybe it was a good thing to find out now.

isallwaysme | 27

#5651918 - Saturday 31 August 2013 13:08

the first time i had my girlfriend over, my dad came racing downstairs in a speedo and started dancing..

Damned_Architect | 25

#5653106 - Sunday 1 September 2013 10:48

Your Dad is amazing!

Sfaizi24 | 17

#5653461 - Sunday 1 September 2013 16:19

I doubt that happened #51

gidgiddonihah | 11

#5654215 - Monday 2 September 2013 2:09

71 - Sounds like something I would do to my kids someday...

By flashback.miss | 28

#5651572 - Saturday 31 August 2013 5:14

your family's hilarious. XD If she reacts like that maybe you should talk to her, if she refuses to hear your explanations, maybe reconsider.

muffinkitty | 15

#5651741 - Saturday 31 August 2013 7:34

Your name is a lie.

By ptoka | 19

#5651575 - Saturday 31 August 2013 5:15

The family that feeds together breeds together. There it's out, no more incest jokes now.

Trisha_aus | 15

#5651728 - Saturday 31 August 2013 7:15

A game the whole family can play!

By Nyx_fml | 23

#5651578 - Saturday 31 August 2013 5:15

This will be such a nice story to tell your children.

mFUNdo21 | 17

#5651841 - Saturday 31 August 2013 10:44

how I met your mother: she's my mom too

By Squirrel1256 | 15

#5651584 - Saturday 31 August 2013 5:16

Family members can be the biggest jerks sometimes, sorry OP.

By singer0421 | 32

#5651585 - Saturday 31 August 2013 5:16

They obviously don't want you dating anytime soon

By Shy_Anne | 10

#5651592 - Saturday 31 August 2013 5:17

Tell her that your family meant no harm, if she really likes you she'll be back

By TheDrifter | 23

#5651595 - Saturday 31 August 2013 5:18

Did they break out the banjos? No hick act is complete without a banjo solo.

IvyOswin | 17

#5651817 - Saturday 31 August 2013 9:39

Or rattling spoons and blowing into bottles...

whatsupbitches | 4

#5651991 - Saturday 31 August 2013 15:41

Don't forget the washboard!

TheDrifter | 23

#5652399 - Saturday 31 August 2013 22:48

A whole hillbilly orchestra.

By mario2012 | 18

#5651605 - Saturday 31 August 2013 5:20

Your parents are assholes.

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