By Anonymous - / Thursday 19 September 2013 17:32 / Canada - Brantford
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  BlueRainDude  |  11

Every abusive household starts that way. First it's the microwave. Then one day the stove is gone. Next the toaster is found smashed to bits in the front lawn. Oh the machines that have suffered.

By  DocBastard  |  38

Dad: And fuck you, toaster, for getting crumbs all over my counter! Fuck you!
Girlfriend: Uh...
Dad: Stove, you overcooked my eggs, you bastard!
Girlfriend: I'm outta here.

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