FML : Today, I took my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with...

Today, I took my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said "Never take a shit in this place! Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By justin bieber's nutsack - / Saturday 6 June 2015 07:32 / United Kingdom

Work

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By devildog562 | 33

#6312708 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:12

Everyone knows the feeling of bad toilet paper. Grandpa has the decency to tell the truth . Just in a crude way.

By TrippingOnAcid | 29

#6312735 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:19

The girl doesn't even need to take a dump to experience the bad toilet paper. Grampa forgets that women always have to wipe down there

Comments

By devildog562 | 33

#6312708 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:12

Everyone knows the feeling of bad toilet paper. Grandpa has the decency to tell the truth . Just in a crude way.

Way2Fast8 | 20

#6312981 - Sunday 7 June 2015 5:58

All you gotta do is buy better toilet paper

slingerslasher | 24

#6313018 - Sunday 7 June 2015 6:59

Hook me up with some of that 4-ply oh goddamn sweet jebus yes

By CoGhostRider | 31

#6312710 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:14

1ply toilet paper smh poor grandpa.

False_Stupidity | 41

#6312795 - Sunday 7 June 2015 1:22

1 ply from the dollar store... *shudders*

By VeganDarkLight | 31

#6312711 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:14

So what?

By DinosaurTacoTime | 18

#6312714 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:14

Must be Angel soft. For some reason it has become devil rough.....

StickyPickles | 33

#6312893 - Sunday 7 June 2015 4:04

"Scotts" is rough my friend. . I personally prefer the great value brand. I suppose each arsehole to their own, or something like that

By FitFriday | 32

#6312715 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:15

Your grandfather seems like he is quite the character

By HUGBUG | 23

#6312719 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:16

Lol I know the feeling

By joelp232 | 17

#6312726 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:17

well thats just embarrassing

lambda_fml | 40

#6313006 - Sunday 7 June 2015 6:35

You dont say.

HUGBUG | 23

#6315254 - Tuesday 9 June 2015 12:47

No shit Sherlock

By King_paradox | 22

#6312728 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:17

Savage.

By mustangbravo | 27

#6312732 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:18

That must have been rough.

sirrubberducky | 7

#6312762 - Sunday 7 June 2015 0:40

I'm new here FML community, but is this one of the acceptable puns?

shay_serendipity | 29

#6312869 - Sunday 7 June 2015 2:56

Well, sirrubberducky, it depends on who you ask and what mood everyone here on FML is in. So far since it's still in positive upvotes, I'm assuming it's a generally acceptable pun, but not the best, in my opinion- sorry.