By alycion
Today, I took my father to a hockey game. He always has to get pictures with the girls, so while in bag check, he used his breath spray. He got me in the eye, and I was temporarily blinded through most of the first period. FML
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  alycion  |  38

No, it was the whole reason he used it. He’s a smoker. He’s close to them. So he tried to be polite.

The girls are very sweet. The picture every game thing started as a joke, because the times he did get pictures, they won. So now it’s game day routine. They’ll stop him if they see us outside. Sports superstitions make no sense, but we go with what works.