By alycion - 04/05/2019 12:00

Today, I took my father to a hockey game. He always has to get pictures with the girls, so while in bag check, he used his breath spray. He got me in the eye, and I was temporarily blinded through most of the first period. FML
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Horrible stinging sensation, and temporary loss of vision aside, which game were you watching? Or trying to watch, anyway?

Your dad sounds like a creeper..

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Horrible stinging sensation, and temporary loss of vision aside, which game were you watching? Or trying to watch, anyway?

Lightning. I have season tickets. And I don’t want to talk about the playoffs.

He needed breath spray to take pictures? He’s probably pucking around on you!

Obviously you are bothered by your father taking pictures with the girls because totally irrelevant to your story...lol

No, it was the whole reason he used it. He’s a smoker. He’s close to them. So he tried to be polite. The girls are very sweet. The picture every game thing started as a joke, because the times he did get pictures, they won. So now it’s game day routine. They’ll stop him if they see us outside. Sports superstitions make no sense, but we go with what works.

Your dad sounds like a creeper..

Pictures with the girls? What girls?? He sounds super creepy.