Today, I took my date home for sex after quite a long dry spell. As he took off his shoes, I was hit right in the nose by the most disgusting foot odour I've ever encountered. It was so bad I forgot all about sex and threw him out. That was 3 hours ago and I can still smell it on the carpet. FML
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Fire is the only answer. You have to burn it all.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
If the smell is so bad it's still around after three hours, the only acceptable place to move to is Venus.
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PenguinPal3017
| 19
Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
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awkward_loser69
| 21
I guess you can say you two started off on the wrong foot 😃
I’ll show myself out....
I’ll show myself out....
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FunnyTechGuy
| 2
ROFLMAO!!!
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sourgirl101
| 28
If his feet were that bad that you can still smell them 3 hours later, I’m sure his booty hole was just as smelly. Soap and water are everyone’s friend. Especially during dry spells.
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RichardPencil
| 28
Your dry spell mustn’t be too long. If you were really horny, you would have found a way to power on past the smelly feet.
Of course, who knows what his dick smelled like! That could’ve driven you to celibacy.
Of course, who knows what his dick smelled like! That could’ve driven you to celibacy.
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Abbusser
| 9
If Peg can tolerate Al's feet long enough for a quickie, so can you...
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Peaches1914
| 13
Fungus? Diabetes? Or gangrene?
Also may suffer from a lack of smell which is a medical condition
May be suggesting a Doctor visit might be merciful
Also may suffer from a lack of smell which is a medical condition
May be suggesting a Doctor visit might be merciful
I’ll show myself out....