Today, I took my car to be repaired. The mechanic put out his hand when he saw me, so I shook it. He just wanted my keys. FML
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MissWhitneyB
| 17
It was an honest mistake. Most people would have thought the same as you.
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bluerhhajfk
| 17
I gotta hand it to you. You must be really shaken up.
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MissWhitneyB
| 17
It was an honest mistake. Most people would have thought the same as you.
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jw90
| 18
I agree. I often mistake reaching for things as a handshake or saying hello to a customer when they say it, and they happen to be speaking to someone else.
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Kamon97
| 23
Hope it wasn't covered in oil or grease lol
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| 28
People have started to correlate accidental handshakes with social awkwardness... BS
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LowExpectations
| 30
Force of habit can be a pain sometimes. It's like that Ellen DeGeneres joke, you got your car keys in one hand, and a banana peel in the other. So what do you do? You toss your keys in the trash and take the banana peel to the car.
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fivetimeslonger
| 24
OP has manners. It's sad that that's mistaken and made embarrassing.
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evilvagina
| 9
easy mistake to make, at least you didn't put some change there.
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bluerhhajfk
| 17
I gotta hand it to you. You must be really shaken up.
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RedX1000FML
| 11
Did you just....
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
This may be completely wrong and way the fuck out there, but am I the only one who thinks 4's picture is of a seriously deformed dick with a face? I don't know why, or how, but that's the first thing I thought of..
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priceyfml
| 7
I might be wrong but I think that's Tobuscus from YouTube, he does small animated skits on his channel and I think that's him
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dRpRdP
| 8
the mechanic must hav laughed into stiches.. :D
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Welshite
| 39
Yay! Free sewing supplies!
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bfsd42
| 20
Maybe I'm being a little pedantic here, but stitches aren't sewing supplies, but results of sewing.
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CDobs
| 8
When he handed you a clipboard with the paperwork on it, did you think he was just asking for your autograph?
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GEFStryker
| 28
Seems to be the case whenever I get handed paperwork. Although the excitement of being asked for the ol' John Hancock is usually quelled when I realize it's yet another court summons.
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Sp4de
| 9
Don't worry, I do that all the time.
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TyT63
| 12
downvote me, I wanna see how many people comment or use this app
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bingbongbingbong
| 11
Up vote him for being a tool
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YepThatsMeee
| 23
#8 your comment isn't worthy of a downvote
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buckdharma
| 36
You should have did what he's accustomed to and bent over instead.
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iAlissa
| 34
Shut up.
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BFons
| 19
It's like when you use "you too" in the wrong context.
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ComoEsJuan
| 24
Like at the movie theaters!
Ticket Taker: "Enjoy the movie!"
Me: "You too.....shit"
Ticket Taker: "Enjoy the movie!"
Me: "You too.....shit"
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itsmecutiepie
| 17
Reminds me of something else: Using "I'm sorry" or "my bad" usually works both, except at a funeral... Yikes.
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snugglesMcGee199
| 23
I always find myself doing this!
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lickastick
| 27
I've done the exact thing with a pizza delivery man except he wanted his pen back