Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my family. Over the next hour, a huge religious debate erupted, and my grandfather drunkenly told us all how he almost killed himself once while experimenting with auto-erotic asphyxiation. My boyfriend called us all crazy and seems to have dumped me. FML
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perdix
| 29
If your grandfather can show you the ropes of auto-erotic asphyxiation, you won't need a boyfriend!
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tigerisabelle
| 31
Sorry OP, families can suck. :(
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tigerisabelle
| 31
Sorry OP, families can suck. :(
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biggestfan23
| 11
Maybe yourrr family sucks. Mine is awesome and I'm sure a lot of people on here would say the same thing about there family
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DaniPandi
| 22
Probably not.
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biggestfan23
| 11
#1 edited her comment so now mine makes no sense lol
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Shrike
| 22
Even though you replied to her 3 hours after she posted, and you only get 2 minutes to edit your comment after it's posted. Don't worry, #48, I believe you. I believe you. It was aliens, right?
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slimjim8094
| 12
Editing a comment 3 hours later... Is such a thing even possible?
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PenguinBitch
| 43
#48. It never made sense in the first place.
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killer6969
| 16
Atleast it didn't lead to her parents getting divorced :$
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ex_stripper_jk
| 20
#48 it sucks to be down voted that badly huh... Don't "lol" about it, it happens
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Elfkid21
| 19
I believe her, and in aliens.
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AestheticGuy
| 21
FYL majorly if your family are the religious ones, if its your boyfriend that is, at least you can just ditch him. And tell your grandpa there are many more kinky but less dangerous ways to get sexual gratification, LOL
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dc120994
| 11
what Are you talking about, that family sounds hilarious.
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perdix
| 29
If your grandfather can show you the ropes of auto-erotic asphyxiation, you won't need a boyfriend!
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UnluckyGenius
| 21
I wonder if OP's grandpa was also wearing a Batman costume.
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evig_fml
| 16
Hopefully number 31, or he wouldn't have been doing it right.
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zed34
| 18
Family... Your suppose to love them no matter what........
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OnlyTheDarkest
| 17
Damn that's hard
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ileenefudge
| 29
My birth mother's stupid actions just cost me my job. I think I love my foster family way more at this point.
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MadMaddyson
| 10
try telling that to the children who grew up with Abusive mothers and fathers, the ones who are beaten and discouraged by family, the ones who live in torment because of their 'family'. so no, sir. you are absolutely NOT obligated to love your family. you love them because how they treat you, you love them for the way the help you, you love them because they stand beside you no matter what. that's why you love family, not because some stupid naive feeling that says you are obligated to.
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brebabee793
| 13
not all relatives are family #56, family is who does all those things for you. I know from experience. you're right.. no one is obligated to love family. but I know, in most cases, if you have a situation of that sort, those aren't the people you call your family.
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Erery
| 16
He said supposed not have to.... good point though.
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cmayer
| 20
I think your family sounds charming!
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said_aha
| 7
your family is crazy .. i agree
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TylerDC
| 24
hang in there op.
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Phoenixke
| 16
good riddance to Jesus freaks...yeah I said it...
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Queensland
| 27
Says the guy that looks like Jesus..
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salic77
| 11
Dafuq.
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jpest17
| 5
It did say that Jesus looked plain and unattractive....
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thebaddayblues
| 3
God blesses you and your opinion..
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Frenchtony
| 17
Epic grandpa !
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kimee21_fml
| 15
Well, if he dumps you because of your family, I personnally think he does not deserve you. You worth more sweetie!
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ScenicSubterfuge
| 39
Seems to have dumped you?>.< what does that mean?
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Snowkeys
| 11
He took a dump on her chest.
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FaithlessGod
| 10
It means to (rudely) break up with someone.
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ShakeDisPlace
| 10
#12 That makes about as much sense as wiping before you poop.
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Snowkeys
| 11
#20 If you're shitting on someone chest, you're probably not worried about wiping
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Maybe he's questioning the "Seems to" part.
She doesn't seem to be sure. I'm guessing he's ignoring her and she hasn't been able to confront him to figure things out yet.
She doesn't seem to be sure. I'm guessing he's ignoring her and she hasn't been able to confront him to figure things out yet.