FML : Today, I took my 9-year-old sister to an ice cream shop. There we met a boy about her age, who started a conversation with her, told her she was pretty...

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Today, I took my 9-year-old sister to an ice cream shop. There we met a boy about her age, who started a conversation with her, told her she was pretty and they ended up exchanging numbers. I'm 24 and so far I've never succeeded at getting a girl's number like this. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 24 May 2016 10:30 / Ukraine

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By zeffra13 | 31

#6613938 - Tuesday 24 May 2016 18:26

Home number or cell? I hope a 9 year old doesn't have a cell phone for anything but emergency calls.

By Xx_Slayer_xX | 22

#6613920 - Tuesday 24 May 2016 18:10

It's just a number....

Heh. Kidding. Actually, that is kind of funny. I'm sure you'll get lucky soon, man.

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By Xx_Slayer_xX | 22

#6613920 - Tuesday 24 May 2016 18:10

It's just a number....

Heh. Kidding. Actually, that is kind of funny. I'm sure you'll get lucky soon, man.

By TheAspieDork | 27

#6613921 - Tuesday 24 May 2016 18:10

Kids these days...

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Tripartita | 44

#6613935 - Tuesday 24 May 2016 18:25

Said every generation ever.

But I'm sure /this/ time there's legitimate cause for concern.

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taylorickell | 5

#6614364 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 10:09

"Kids these days"? Are kids not allowed to make friends with someone from the opposite gender anymore?

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maggeei | 16

#6614796 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 21:57

They were probably referring to the cell phone part bc she's nine yrs old

By 399 | 41

#6613922 - Tuesday 24 May 2016 18:11

Chin up OP :P

By dahoss99 | 30

#6613923 - Tuesday 24 May 2016 18:11

Don't worry OP, you will get your chance soon :)

By chosha_fml | 25

#6613930 - Tuesday 24 May 2016 18:16

Hope you took good notes.

By Dr_Lily_fml | 17

#6613936 - Tuesday 24 May 2016 18:26

They already have phones? :O Damn world, you're moving fast hehe.

By zeffra13 | 31

#6613938 - Tuesday 24 May 2016 18:26

Home number or cell? I hope a 9 year old doesn't have a cell phone for anything but emergency calls.

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mattyiscool123 | 26

#6614233 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 4:37

It's 2016, that just isn't the case anymore

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CrazyManNo9 | 29

#6614555 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 16:47

So, like, not the point anyway.

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sparkledoge | 29

#6614692 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:31

Brain damages caused by that type of waves on a child's brain don't give a fuck if it's 2016 though.

By Aan_Isha_5812 | 16

#6613956 - Tuesday 24 May 2016 18:58

Thats cute...Hope yu get lucky 2!

By philbatronicus | 3

#6613963 - Tuesday 24 May 2016 19:22

Well, have you had any nice conversations with anyone lately?

By Shay_Shay97 | 23

#6613974 - Tuesday 24 May 2016 19:35

Don't feel bad, bro. I'm in the same boat.

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