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While that might've pissed you off, it's part of being a parent. To be fair, it could've been a much shitter situation!

Looks like urine trouble! But sorry OP, those toilets can be scary. And annoying when they flush before you finish.

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Looks like urine trouble! But sorry OP, those toilets can be scary. And annoying when they flush before you finish.

it feels like you'll get your mind sucked out through your ass

Or even get started sometimes :(

it's always terrifying when the don't flush when they're supposed to as well.

Public restrooms are always a pain.

That happens to me all the time. Not the peeing on myself part, the flushing before I even sit down.

Hey we're not one to judge here on FML. So if you pee on yourself then by all means, whatever tickles your fancy.

While that might've pissed you off, it's part of being a parent. To be fair, it could've been a much shitter situation!

This is the first time I've seen a 'shitty situation' comment get upvoted instead of buried.

Because it's the first time in a long time it's been properly used - the context made it clever. Major ups to you, #4. I'm pretty impressed.

That sucks. Hopefully you were just about to go home anyways?

I'd be pretty pissed about that too...

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Aww poor thing! Those are pretty loud and startling if you're not expecting it. They even make me jump at times.

I hate automatic flushes.

I hate those things. Especially when they flush midstream or mid poo.