Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch a porn film on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear. It wasn't until she came out of her bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
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fmlplzthks
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if you guys sleep in separate bedrooms wtf else does she expect you to do...
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HyperFlirt
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If I was her I'd be rightly pissed :P
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HyperFlirt
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
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shortypie
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i hope you are single, if not FHL for being with you.
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z_hamel
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idiot he said his wife how can he be single
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isminei
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I think shortypie was replying to HyperFlirt
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T1A2Z3
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Because you were woken up?
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fmlplzthks
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if you guys sleep in separate bedrooms wtf else does she expect you to do...
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lady_hoff
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wow. that is what every great man should do. watch porn behind there wife's back and then post how she saw you on fml. your a keeper
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picante72
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He probably left their bedroom to go spank the wank in the living room where she wouldn't hear him.
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ThorsSon
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#3 said basically what I was thinking... "she came out of HER bedroom"?
FYL for sure dude.
FYL for sure dude.
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kendallannalea
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I was confused on that one too.
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wiz_khaliffa
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He could have been in the living room while watching it and she could have came out of their room to see what was goin on .
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riceicle1
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But it says HER bedroom.
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roseglass6370
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Wow...if I were her I would be LIVID.
But yeah, what up with the "HER" bedroom...?
But yeah, what up with the "HER" bedroom...?
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xNephilim
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Why? Men watch porn. It's somewhat natural. Nowadays anyway.
I don't see what the big deal is... It's just porn, for God's sake.
I don't see what the big deal is... It's just porn, for God's sake.
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jdkfgkjdfb
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"Her" bedroom? You and your wife don't share one?
Porn is for pervs.
Porn is for pervs.
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hottstuff69
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porn helps with the later of the week.... why would she be pissed
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slax0r
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same as #8, do you really need porn if you're married? If so, something's probably wrong.
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xerbrus
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people become uninterested in each other after a time plus if they aren't sharing a bedroom he's probably not getting laid
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MozillaFirefox
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Wow, talk about whipped. Does she keep you on a leash when you leave the house, too? Seriously though, if #8 and #9 are guessing right, then you need a divorce or something.
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Sessee
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Agreed with #3.
But, yeah, if I were married and my husband woke me up all like "SEX PLZ", I'd be like, "fuck off". I am guessing he'd watch porn.
But, yeah, if I were married and my husband woke me up all like "SEX PLZ", I'd be like, "fuck off". I am guessing he'd watch porn.
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danjmclaughlin
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That sucks, I know the feeling though.