By Skylan - France
  Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch a porn film on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear. It wasn't until she came out of her bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
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By  Sessee  |  4

Agreed with #3.

But, yeah, if I were married and my husband woke me up all like "SEX PLZ", I'd be like, "fuck off". I am guessing he'd watch porn.