By Skylan - 13/11/2008 10:31 - France

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Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch a porn film on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear. It wasn't until she came out of her bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
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if you guys sleep in separate bedrooms wtf else does she expect you to do...

#3 said basically what I was thinking... "she came out of HER bedroom"? FYL for sure dude.

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i hope you are single, if not FHL for being with you.

idiot he said his wife how can he be single

I think shortypie was replying to HyperFlirt

Because you were woken up?

if you guys sleep in separate bedrooms wtf else does she expect you to do...

wow. that is what every great man should do. watch porn behind there wife's back and then post how she saw you on fml. your a keeper

He probably left their bedroom to go spank the wank in the living room where she wouldn't hear him.

#3 said basically what I was thinking... "she came out of HER bedroom"? FYL for sure dude.

I was confused on that one too.

He could have been in the living room while watching it and she could have came out of their room to see what was goin on .

But it says HER bedroom.

Wow...if I were her I would be LIVID. But yeah, what up with the "HER" bedroom...?

Why? Men watch porn. It's somewhat natural. Nowadays anyway. I don't see what the big deal is... It's just porn, for God's sake.

"Her" bedroom? You and your wife don't share one? Porn is for pervs.

porn helps with the later of the week.... why would she be pissed

same as #8, do you really need porn if you're married? If so, something's probably wrong.

people become uninterested in each other after a time plus if they aren't sharing a bedroom he's probably not getting laid

Wow, talk about whipped. Does she keep you on a leash when you leave the house, too? Seriously though, if #8 and #9 are guessing right, then you need a divorce or something.

Agreed with #3. But, yeah, if I were married and my husband woke me up all like "SEX PLZ", I'd be like, "fuck off". I am guessing he'd watch porn.

That sucks, I know the feeling though.