By m33p - 05/02/2015 20:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 830
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Pull ups are wonderful

Yes, that does sound terribly relaxing. Good luck with your new nicknames; they're inevitable.


Pull ups are wonderful

Depends on if pull-ups fit op.

Make sure to go for the easy open sides for easier changes!

Llama_Face89 33

21- Haaa I see what you did there!

xluciferx666 21

Sounds like a shitty situation

And the Oscar for Most Overused Pun goes to...

Oh really I never heard that one before lol

You had to be THAT guy, didn't you?

Guys, you're overreacting. In every crap related FML, somebody has to say it. It's tradition. However, it is also a tradition to down vote it to oblivion.

That pun was bad and you should feel bad

But #40, it's also tradition to overreact and berate them for being that person.

That's gonna be a tough one to recover from, mate. I wish you the best of luck.

incoherentrmblr 21

I hope it didn't smell that bad...

But you know it did.

Agreed. Last week, in Band Class, this kid Carter sharted. We call him Sharter now. Indeed, it will be tough to recover from.

You will never live this down.

Yea, time to change schools. (possibly even states)

I like you. Lol

Class must have been very relaxing, to the point of relief!

jentrynicole 20

I really want to know how this happened.

You say relaxing but all I can imagine is Cleveland in your mind screaming "NO! NO! NO!" as the poop came out.

When I was in grade 2 this girl shit herself during class because she was too embarrassed to ask the teacher for a bathroom pass

pallycoo 13

#14, your reply made me laugh more than the fml.

Yes, that does sound terribly relaxing. Good luck with your new nicknames; they're inevitable.

Had a friend who was known as mudbutt after he crapped his pants after being tackled in football. Good luck Op. Hopefully you can laugh it off eventually

The mudbutt one was a previous FML

Probably explains where they got the nickname. I haven't seen that fml yet. And i thought my frieds were being creative

If you are lucky, nobody noticed and you got out of there before anyone had the chance to. Best of luck further on if anyone did though OP

Idk man, that smell is pretty noticeable.

Big chief Brown Bottom

At least it wasn't on someone's back porch.

I think a porch would be less embarrassing than in class with people you know.