By Sleeping Beauty - 19/12/2015 19:20 - United States - Jamestown
Today, I took a nap on the couch. Apparently, my wife decided to put makeup all over my face as I slept. She didn't tell me until after I went to the gas station to grab some beer. Looks like I will have to find a new place to buy beer from now on. FML
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  cheeeksss  |  29

I now always make it a point to look in the mirror for a couple seconds before I leave my house. I learned that the hard way when I was at a meeting with dried drool on the side of my mouth.