Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
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Seegtease
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How rude. Clean up after yourself.
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pinkster2014
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Yeah, poor lady!
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Blippety
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It's not like he took a dump on the floor. If a toilet is clogged, there is often little that can be done unless you're a plumber, and clearly if air freshener was available OP would have used it.
When you gotta go you gotta go...
When you gotta go you gotta go...
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tux_fml
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made me laugh really hard
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emohunter
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me 2 hahaha that maybe he'll take a double decker next time
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greenman_fml
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i've said it once and i'll say it again: be proud of your man-shit! you can't control the ruggedness of your bodily functions
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drewbell
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dear god, get a life..
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NorfolkDude
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#8, schools usually have a unisex bathroom for teachers in the main hall. It's rare for anywhere else, but I would imagine a small office would have a unisex bathroom.
Anway, at the dude who took the dump, next time man up. If you did something to the toilet, tell someone or tell the girl. You don't have to say, "I took a dump and if you go in there, you'll be surpised." All you had to do was close the door, and say the toilet isn't working correctly. She would appreciate it, and not only that you didn't make yourself look that bad. There's an old saying that looking like an idiot for 5 seconds is better than looking like an idiot for the rest of your life.
Anway, at the dude who took the dump, next time man up. If you did something to the toilet, tell someone or tell the girl. You don't have to say, "I took a dump and if you go in there, you'll be surpised." All you had to do was close the door, and say the toilet isn't working correctly. She would appreciate it, and not only that you didn't make yourself look that bad. There's an old saying that looking like an idiot for 5 seconds is better than looking like an idiot for the rest of your life.
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Lou_Briccant
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I would just play it off with a "yeah I DID THAT SHIT!"
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fml8151
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try a courtesy flush next time and this problem will never arise again.
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Blippety
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If he clogged the toilet that would have been no use, and worst case scenario made the toilet overflow. Great idea.
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ridiculous_gnome
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bad luck... you should have jumped out the window...
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Dr_Phil
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You always gotta courtesy flush. I also learned this lesson the hard way.
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aszeroth
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i laughed my ass off, i am so sorry but that had to of sucked... i send my sympathy
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grandmasattack
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The real FML set in when you realized that you missed the perfect opportunity to say, "If you play your cards right, that could be your chest."
Anway, at the dude who took the dump, next time man up. If you did something to the toilet, tell someone or tell the girl. You don't have to say, "I took a dump and if you go in there, you'll be surpised." All you had to do was close the door, and say the toilet isn't working correctly. She would appreciate it, and not only that you didn't make yourself look that bad. There's an old saying that looking like an idiot for 5 seconds is better than looking like an idiot for the rest of your life.