By wow - 19/2/2009 21:44 - United States
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
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By  NorfolkDude  |  2

#8, schools usually have a unisex bathroom for teachers in the main hall. It's rare for anywhere else, but I would imagine a small office would have a unisex bathroom.

Anway, at the dude who took the dump, next time man up. If you did something to the toilet, tell someone or tell the girl. You don't have to say, "I took a dump and if you go in there, you'll be surpised." All you had to do was close the door, and say the toilet isn't working correctly. She would appreciate it, and not only that you didn't make yourself look that bad. There's an old saying that looking like an idiot for 5 seconds is better than looking like an idiot for the rest of your life.

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  Blippety  |  23

It's not like he took a dump on the floor. If a toilet is clogged, there is often little that can be done unless you're a plumber, and clearly if air freshener was available OP would have used it.
When you gotta go you gotta go...

By  NorfolkDude  |  2

#8, schools usually have a unisex bathroom for teachers in the main hall. It's rare for anywhere else, but I would imagine a small office would have a unisex bathroom.

Anway, at the dude who took the dump, next time man up. If you did something to the toilet, tell someone or tell the girl. You don't have to say, "I took a dump and if you go in there, you'll be surpised." All you had to do was close the door, and say the toilet isn't working correctly. She would appreciate it, and not only that you didn't make yourself look that bad. There's an old saying that looking like an idiot for 5 seconds is better than looking like an idiot for the rest of your life.