Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
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cmchewy
| 15
As long as you didn't pay for all of them :)
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capslockisgood
| 19
Orgy?
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capslockisgood
| 19
Orgy?
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booze_n_bitches
| 35
It's an interesting thing to admit on a first date - maybe she was joking?
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Trym
| 7
Imaginary orgy!
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ChevyRedneck85
| 13
Run
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
I imagine that the date didn't end that well...
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speakersboom
| 19
this FML is fake.
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JMichael
| 25
How would you know 37?
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speakersboom
| 19
^^pun.
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cmchewy
| 15
As long as you didn't pay for all of them :)
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CaptinFalconKnig
| 6
Should of drop them off at foster's home for imagery friends.
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patrickalamo
| 47
Tell her your going Dutch and split the bill among all of the friends.
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KushCrushin89
| 10
Splitting the bill among her friends isn't Dutch. Dutch is everyone pays for themselves...
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tinggo
| 5
One fuck two fuck 3 fuck 4
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Welshite
| 39
You are no Dr. Seuss.
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ixSinxi
| 2
Everyone has their quirks, try and look past it.
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dmoneycash
| 13
Yeah I'm pretty sure imaginary friends is something you grow out of..
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DrippingSarcasm
| 20
It's weird enough she still has imaginary friends, but weirder that she didn't leave them at home for a date..
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truecolourss
| 4
If you don't wanna play along just allow it, she seems harmless
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buckeyed
| 20
8-Nah, I think some of us just become writers and artists instead. ;)
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sandraw1
| 22
Maybe they followed her there? #32
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cakeandfilm
| 13
I think this mental disorder has a name...
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cocainewhore
| 30
#50 I'm not sure imagination is a mental disorder.
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SThompson90
| 7
After a certain age yes, fully believing in imaginary friends is a mental disorder
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Smoxxii
| 17
I can't seem to remember what it is... Hm, it's at the tip of my tongue- Ah! Schizophrenia.... OP should search her place for her meds... Don't you agree, #50?
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davidislost
| 11
Hate to speculate, but it probably wouldn't be Schizophrenia, but maybe a personality disorder of some sort.
DID maybe, or maybe she's using them as a coping method for her anxiety on the date.
DID maybe, or maybe she's using them as a coping method for her anxiety on the date.
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emeek
| 5
I'm pretty sure that's not a quirk... But pure insanity
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wisericky
| 12
Introduce them to your pet rock.
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rocker_chick105
| 31
I seriously love how your picture is of Patrick and you commented that. All I can think about it "Patrick, your snail is a rock..." "Yeah, I know. He's got nerves of steel!"
I commend you, sir.
I commend you, sir.
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Koppol
| 15
Haha The Great Snail Race gets me every time "It's ok, take your time Rocky" (or something like that).
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synsam
| 4
pretty creepy but then again you took multiple girls on a single date and paid for only one if you sleep together that's an orgy and you really only have to please one. that's called big pimpin' son embrace it.
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LowExpectations
| 30
What if her imaginary friends are guys... Nothing wrong with a gang bang, but personally I believe in the one dick per fantasy rule.
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jordynsage
| 17
How old is she?
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booze_n_bitches
| 35
Are they hot?
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GRouleau
| 9
schizophrenia is the best explanation :p
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domolovesyoshi
| 33
and not funny
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KushCrushin89
| 10
I agree it's not funny... it's hilarious!
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Cely988
| 29
Schizophrenia makes a person hear voices, not think that they have imaginary friends -__-"
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SThompson90
| 7
Some people project those voices as actual beings (imaginary friends) or sometimes as split personalities.
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MyUsernameKatie
| 31
Yup. That's normal and not weird at all. Well, if you're 8 or younger at least.
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d4m4s74
| 12
Plot twist: OP went on a date with an 8 year old.
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Smoxxii
| 17
And- The relationship ends in tragedy- OP is arrested for pedophilia and for having intercourse with a minor. The young and darling girlfriend of OP is devastated. *tear*
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buttery_nipples
| 12
How do you know OP isn't an 8 year old too? Maybe he will have a happy life with her