Today, I told some of my friends that I got accepted into a liberal...

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By unluckyliberal - 18/10/2017 15:41

Today, I told some of my friends that I got accepted into a liberal arts college. Apparently, since I used the word "liberal", to them that automatically means I'm pro-choice, I hate Trump, and I approve of gay marriage. I can't even vote yet. FML

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