FML : Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying...

Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By busted - / Saturday 22 September 2012 21:45 / United Kingdom

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By Madame_Javert | 4

#4961893 - Sunday 23 September 2012 2:26

Well did you?

By doctorhook86 | 24

#4961911 - Sunday 23 September 2012 2:28

I see no proof that you didn't. But then again, who doesn't like Han Solo?

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By Madame_Javert | 4

#4961893 - Sunday 23 September 2012 2:26

Well did you?

PlaySpades | 21

#4961904 - Sunday 23 September 2012 2:27

From her name, I'm guessing yes....

tinyj96 | 3

#4961907 - Sunday 23 September 2012 2:28

Is he chewbacca?

tennisrapper1 | 14

#4961932 - Sunday 23 September 2012 2:30

This comment will be moderated.

Codezlol | 21

#4962204 - Sunday 23 September 2012 3:21

Was it based off of the fugitive?

Death_Hoe_Inn | 10

#4962262 - Sunday 23 September 2012 3:49

That means that he'll got blamed for her death and I don't think she'd want that

0RedPenguin0 | 8

#4962273 - Sunday 23 September 2012 3:54

28- What?

CatchMe25 | 16

#4962523 - Sunday 23 September 2012 5:03

#30- if OP was referencing her boyfriend from The Fugitive, which is a Harrison Ford movie, then the boyfriend would be blamed for OP's death. To which 28 is right, OP wouldn't want that.

doctorhook86 | 24

#4962620 - Sunday 23 September 2012 5:47

25 & 43: Guys, they aren't getting it. Sometimes I think we're too old for this place.

Merylwen | 24

#4962816 - Sunday 23 September 2012 9:17

Since her username is "busted", I guess she did.

lululatenight | 28

#5361750 - Sunday 10 February 2013 5:44

He must be too good to be true :)

By doctorhook86 | 24

#4961911 - Sunday 23 September 2012 2:28

I see no proof that you didn't. But then again, who doesn't like Han Solo?

gc327072 | 29

#4962060 - Sunday 23 September 2012 2:51

Yep. Scruffy looking nerf herders get all the chicks. As I always say FBHN

Snazzy_Snaz | 17

#4962145 - Sunday 23 September 2012 3:07

Nothin better than a blaster at your side

graffitied_love | 20

#4962355 - Sunday 23 September 2012 4:13

The proof is in the username as stated by a reply to comment 1

xXwolflegionXx | 8

#4962588 - Sunday 23 September 2012 5:22

Or Indiana jones

doctorhook86 | 24

#4962619 - Sunday 23 September 2012 5:45

48: Or Indiana Jones indeed!

OhDearBetrayal | 25

#4962635 - Sunday 23 September 2012 5:59

36- OP probably put that name out of sarcasm.

ironwords | 8

#4962749 - Sunday 23 September 2012 7:26

I dunno, the president in Air Force one was a badass

laden_swallow09 | 34

#4963326 - Sunday 23 September 2012 15:14

60- Ahhh, yes.

"GET OFF MY PLANE!"

By PrettyKookieToo | 8

#4961926 - Sunday 23 September 2012 2:29

Haha, at least your boyfriend is interesting enough to qualify as a Harrison Ford character.

LO388 | 7

#4961940 - Sunday 23 September 2012 2:31

Which could be a good thing or a VERY bad thing.

TheGianaJinx | 0

#4962304 - Sunday 23 September 2012 4:01

How could anything with Harrison Ford be bad?

MURIKKA | 11

#4962307 - Sunday 23 September 2012 4:02

31- You've obviously never seen Mosquito Coast.

TheGianaJinx | 0

#4962330 - Sunday 23 September 2012 4:08

Oh... Yeah that. Never mind?

Iniezian | 18

#4962533 - Sunday 23 September 2012 5:08

Take a look at OP's name. Apparently, her dad was right

TheGianaJinx | 0

#4962821 - Sunday 23 September 2012 9:34

I didn't even look at OP's name. This changes my perspective on everything, OP is psycho.

PrettyKookieToo | 8

#4962948 - Sunday 23 September 2012 11:29

44 - Oh god, I didn't notice the name... Well, this changes things.

By Welshite | 39

#4961930 - Sunday 23 September 2012 2:30

Was it Short Round?

jmelsha11 | 11

#4962674 - Sunday 23 September 2012 6:29

Docta Jones!

grahambertus | 11

#4963888 - Sunday 23 September 2012 18:20

No it was chewbacca

By greenie213 | 23

#4961935 - Sunday 23 September 2012 2:30

You had to have been lying. No one is as awesome as Harrison Ford.

buck33 | 14

#4962815 - Sunday 23 September 2012 9:13

Morgan Freeman

laden_swallow09 | 34

#4962930 - Sunday 23 September 2012 11:16

Liam Neeson? Clint Eastwood? CHUCK FREAKING NORRIS?? Come ON!

cattisanerd | 9

#6335434 - Monday 29 June 2015 11:11

But Harrison Ford is an asshole

By CheeseTron | 15

#4961936 - Sunday 23 September 2012 2:30

Your boyfriend must be pretty badass then.

By Rainbowjumper0 | 12

#4961955 - Sunday 23 September 2012 2:33

I think OP's username says it all

mbusey | 20

#4961972 - Sunday 23 September 2012 2:35

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed that

By Iknowsomestuff | 9

#4961964 - Sunday 23 September 2012 2:34

He figured you out around the time your boyfriend escaped from the Temple of Doom?

eternal7 | 6

#4962067 - Sunday 23 September 2012 2:52

Or when she said he'll be picking her up in his Millennium Falcon tonight.

Mister_Triangle | 21

#4963064 - Sunday 23 September 2012 13:11

"He would have been here to meet you, but his plane was hijacked by terrorists. Also, he's the president."

By Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#4961966 - Sunday 23 September 2012 2:34

Well, if you made up a boyfriend based off of Harrison Ford...at least you've got good taste, right?

By Epikouros | 31

#4961991 - Sunday 23 September 2012 2:38

Like Yoda looks your boyfriend?

StitchnLilo | 24

#4962211 - Sunday 23 September 2012 3:24

Like yoda your boyfriend looks

Epikouros | 31

#4964213 - Sunday 23 September 2012 19:49

Damn, if my D&D guild hears this, they're going to revoke my nerd card.

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