Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML
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Madame_Javert
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Well did you?
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doctorhook86
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I see no proof that you didn't. But then again, who doesn't like Han Solo?
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Madame_Javert
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Well did you?
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PlaySpades
| 21
From her name, I'm guessing yes....
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tinyj96
| 3
Is he chewbacca?
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tennisrapper1
| 14
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Codezlol
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Was it based off of the fugitive?
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Death_Hoe_Inn
| 10
That means that he'll got blamed for her death and I don't think she'd want that
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0RedPenguin0
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28- What?
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CatchMe25
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#30- if OP was referencing her boyfriend from The Fugitive, which is a Harrison Ford movie, then the boyfriend would be blamed for OP's death. To which 28 is right, OP wouldn't want that.
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doctorhook86
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25 & 43: Guys, they aren't getting it. Sometimes I think we're too old for this place.
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Merylwen
| 24
Since her username is "busted", I guess she did.
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lululatenight
| 28
He must be too good to be true :)
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doctorhook86
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I see no proof that you didn't. But then again, who doesn't like Han Solo?
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gc327072
| 29
Yep. Scruffy looking nerf herders get all the chicks. As I always say FBHN
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Snazzy_Snaz
| 17
Nothin better than a blaster at your side
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graffitied_love
| 20
The proof is in the username as stated by a reply to comment 1
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xXwolflegionXx
| 8
Or Indiana jones
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doctorhook86
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48: Or Indiana Jones indeed!
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OhDearBetrayal
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36- OP probably put that name out of sarcasm.
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ironwords
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I dunno, the president in Air Force one was a badass
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laden_swallow09
| 34
60- Ahhh, yes.
"GET OFF MY PLANE!"
"GET OFF MY PLANE!"
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PrettyKookieToo
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Haha, at least your boyfriend is interesting enough to qualify as a Harrison Ford character.
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LO388
| 7
Which could be a good thing or a VERY bad thing.
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TheGianaJinx
| 0
How could anything with Harrison Ford be bad?
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MURIKKA
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31- You've obviously never seen Mosquito Coast.
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TheGianaJinx
| 0
Oh... Yeah that. Never mind?
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Iniezian
| 18
Take a look at OP's name. Apparently, her dad was right
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TheGianaJinx
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I didn't even look at OP's name. This changes my perspective on everything, OP is psycho.
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PrettyKookieToo
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44 - Oh god, I didn't notice the name... Well, this changes things.
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Welshite
| 39
Was it Short Round?
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jmelsha11
| 11
Docta Jones!
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grahambertus
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No it was chewbacca
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greenie213
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You had to have been lying. No one is as awesome as Harrison Ford.
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buck33
| 14
Morgan Freeman
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Liam Neeson? Clint Eastwood? CHUCK FREAKING NORRIS?? Come ON!
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cattisanerd
| 9
But Harrison Ford is an asshole
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CheeseTron
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Your boyfriend must be pretty badass then.
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Rainbowjumper0
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I think OP's username says it all
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mbusey
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I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed that
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Iknowsomestuff
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He figured you out around the time your boyfriend escaped from the Temple of Doom?
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eternal7
| 6
Or when she said he'll be picking her up in his Millennium Falcon tonight.
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Mister_Triangle
| 21
"He would have been here to meet you, but his plane was hijacked by terrorists. Also, he's the president."
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 49
Well, if you made up a boyfriend based off of Harrison Ford...at least you've got good taste, right?
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Epikouros
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Like Yoda looks your boyfriend?
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StitchnLilo
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Like yoda your boyfriend looks
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Epikouros
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Damn, if my D&D guild hears this, they're going to revoke my nerd card.