By busted - 05/08/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea
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Just say your router or modem went out or was on the fritz and you didn't bother fixing it. Easy peasy.
Alright lets be pedantic, OP could have ALSO just thought "Hey, Internets out!" and not given a shit. ISP's also don't take blame if your router/modem are different and your modem/router isn't theirs and isn't working properly. OP could say her power kept going in and out. OP could say the surge protector she used died and she had to buy a new one. Take a pick! :)
Mom: "Why haven't I heard from you in 3 days?" OP: "Uh, my internet went down?" Sister: "No it didn't. You forget, I work for your internet provider." OP: "Damn... alright, fine... I had the weekend off so I could do dirty things with my fuck buddy..." Mom and Sister: "You didn't need to share that much!" Mom: "But I do hope you remembered to use condoms." OP: "Uh, my internet went down?"