Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML
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mskaybee
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Your hand doesn't count as a girlfriend.
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smooshy_fml
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well does she know?
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mskaybee
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Your hand doesn't count as a girlfriend.
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Isabel312
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Palma Handerson
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ydi_4_suking
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or his sock. haha #12
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texaslonghorn
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Rosie Palms.. doesn't count either
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Yousuck24
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John Handcock is also not a girlfriend.
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weezybabyboo
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jack hoffman either.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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bilbo baggins?
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ZoroFresh
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Make sure you tell Tina to perm her fuckin' weave bro
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kill3rs
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dildo baggins
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kill3rs
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dildo baggins
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khaya
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Your hand only counts if you give it a meal beforehand.
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dt520
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is this true? my fleece blanket still counts right?
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BIGbadBRIZZLE
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Susie Palmer doesn't count either. and her five Friends don't make an orgy
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1123nic
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lindsay lohand?
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lovelydrop
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well that's rude
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chili_is_good
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DISRESPCT
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Takador
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Manuella
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BlackOpsPWNR
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lmao!, win for mom!
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takanuva0123
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You gotta Hand it to Palmela for that one!
See what I did ther..aw fuck it I'm not even gonna try.
See what I did ther..aw fuck it I'm not even gonna try.
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randomthingstv
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bilbo (isnt) baggins
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GuessWhatKids
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How can someone have an answer in the form of a question when the previous statement wasn't a question? Amazed no one noticed
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J0gby
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gummy_explosion
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^ It's funny because he's referring to sex.
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skinollie
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sssshhhhhhh
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xxbreakgirlxx
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rude....
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iDontDeserveItAt
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HAHA!!!
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Kiirst_mt1994
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lmao!
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WOODYfromthaBAY
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you have a girlfriend. stop whining.
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giantsfan2010
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He's not whining.
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WOODYfromthaBAY
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all i said was "u have a gf, stop whining". why did that get moderated? every comment from me gets moderated? wtf
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allmidnighteyes
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You got moderated because your comment was fucking stupid. Stop whining.
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Thanatos1206
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Because it's hateful, idk, and it's probably not too smart to repost it.
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Thanatos1206
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She was probably talking about your other girlfriend you pimp daddy!
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FuttBuck
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Oh yeah, OP is a playa.
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marriiee_fml
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i applaude your optimism
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TXjuggalo972
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I second that applaud you sir
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TXjuggalo972
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I'm sorry about that "you sir" shouldn't be there I ate a jellyfish earlier
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FuttBuck
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Did it taste like chicken?
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PSQ91
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Who cares about his/her mums opinion anyway?
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ceddyz17
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ah men
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ImaWiseGuy
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that's the only opinion that matters.....
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FML858
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k when yu get older you're going to regret saying that. Watch when yu get older yu'll be thinking " I shoulda listened to her." when yu get older you're gonna wanna be with her (NOT in that way /: ) so yur a douchebag , goodbye.
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maxsport8
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says the girl with the Justin Beiber pic :p
just fuckin with ya
just fuckin with ya
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smooshy_fml
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well does she know?
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ToxixShots
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doubt it
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zimandme123
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ha! lol that's what I was thinking!!!
ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ
ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ
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ImaWiseGuy
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haha, she must have some kind of reasoning behind her question.....
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TheFection
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haha this weirdo guy that likes me (he's two years older) used to like this other girl I know. he told everyone EXCEPT her including his parents and her best friend they were going out. NOBODY likes this kid and he never even asked her out. that's one reason for justification.
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SystemofaBlink41
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That's great! OMG!!!!1!!!1
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allmidnighteyes
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Your alias of "notacreeper" would suggest that you, in fact, ARE a creeper.
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zendaddy0
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#9 thatssssssssssss right
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_yarrrr
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lmao. truth.
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Kenik
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Lol nice Minecraft reference!
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j2013t
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yez i agree
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maz255
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103 from afar it looks like you got jizz on you...
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Rosa_La_Hermosa
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Haha well you have one and that's what really counts right haha :P
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vianetvargas12
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Hahaha Thats Kinda Sad That Your Own Mom Doesnt Think You Can Get A Girlfriend
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unidentified_sta
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...
Any reason for your capitalization patterns or are you just "special"?
Any reason for your capitalization patterns or are you just "special"?
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ICaughtFire
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I'll put my money on special.
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SillyEars
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I CANNOT stand people who do that. It drives me nuts!
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you_freak
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^^ Agreed!
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KiddNYC1O
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I read with a pause for every capitalization. lol
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Cmliedtke
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Where do people get it in their heads that they need to capitalize every word??
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SofaKingFast
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sometimes there will Be a special code In the texT that Can be read when you combine the capital letters to form a word. but perHaps the writer was just trying to be my code?
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T3P33_fml
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oops, my bad... my attention drove off, the bus passed near a Kindergarden
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bitchmode
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Lol at 74's COde! In faCt, is mine oK?
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itsmissjox3
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Honestly, if that's how this generation chooses to type, I'd prefer it over my generation of tYpInG lYk DiS. Just saying.
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lilypotter56
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74 HTKSTYOMDTYCGAG. yeah. I'm not seeing the code here...
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starah_fml
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that's just her abnormal DNA code
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shadoweyes838
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no that's just funny.
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rawr_dino_kitty
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Guess Who I Am!
I Hate The Fact I Am Doing This.
It is really annoying how people do this. :l
I Hate The Fact I Am Doing This.
It is really annoying how people do this. :l
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tearsXwillXfall
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or put their birthdate as 69
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underguarded
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Well, does this said 'girlfriend' know?
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denvan
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hmmm stalker much