FML : Today, I told my mom about how my friend is going to China for a year instead of college. My mom suggested that I could do the same. When I told her that...

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Today, I told my mom about how my friend is going to China for a year instead of college. My mom suggested that I could do the same. When I told her that a trip to China is probably more expensive than my college tuition, my mom replied, "Not for a one way ticket". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By unwanted / Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:31 / Canada

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By 2cool4you | 0

#478328 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 01:14

thats something mine would say

By mosarmini | 0

#478346 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 01:17

Well take a hint xD

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By 2cool4you | 0

#478328 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 01:14

thats something mine would say

rob8625 | 0

#478391 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 01:33

Ya your mom doesn't love you

yamba_fml | 0

#478460 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 02:03

YDI for not killing her at birth

StingMunFizzy | 0

#478469 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 02:07

Bs.. It was a joke.. :l YDI for being such an uptight person..

Dahlia_F | 0

#478805 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 04:31

even if it wasn't a joke, why would she pay for you to go to china round trip? she would be expecting you to work and buy a ticket home. duh. i agree with #25 YDI for being an uptight and whiny person.

sublime93 | 0

#478806 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 04:32

...Yes, fuck your life because you can't take a fucking joke. *sigh* This site's only good for the comments now.

Dahlia_F | 0

#478809 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 04:32

also agreed.

americayay | 0

#478811 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 04:33

I think you're looking for www.mylifeisaverage.com.

heavenandhell | 0

#478833 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 04:43

its because your gay

billchilled | 0

#478836 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 04:44

Lol yeah. xD

kewlcat | 0

#478965 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 05:41

yeah but MLIA is like 10x funnier than FML and this isnt funny at all...

smartwater | 0

#479202 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 08:10

not that bad, ull be there for a year so why would she buy u a 2 way ticket if you would be there for a year...think about it

argumentum | 0

#725511 - Friday 18 December 2009 09:44

blah blah blah

ryguy997 | 0

#974294 - Monday 5 April 2010 07:15

75 has made a good observation. true, how true.

th3buhs | 0

#2573645 - Friday 27 May 2011 02:48

what

doyougiveacrap | 0

#2703152 - Friday 17 June 2011 06:49

china is not that bad go to yichang dragon bar

By ILoveAsianGirls | 0

#478331 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 01:14

YDI, for being a bad kid

slasher29 | 0

#478770 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 04:17

#2 or fml for having a bad mom (though she may have been joking) anyway, why would you go to china? that's were all the pollution and smog are and lead-based toys are made. japan makes all our cameras and cars and phones. they are so much cooler

slasher29 | 0

#478778 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 04:19

oops i meant fyl

pimaximus | 0

#478816 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 04:35

I agree. YDI for being a failure.

plasticbag88 | 0

#478846 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 04:49

Rofl? How do you know that he/she is a bad child/failure? The post has no evidence of it. Jumping-to-conclusion-trolls.

Shots_HK | 0

#478948 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 05:36

Your cars are made in the USA, and the cameras and phones that you buy are made in China.

marionette_fml | 0

#479799 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 03:16

you are an ignorant tool. obviously someone's been brainwashed by hypocritical western media.

By Nightfallz | 0

#478339 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 01:15

LOL your mom is awesome

Ox_Baker | 0

#478535 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 02:38

Exactly. This isn't an FML. She just said a joke.

flopears115 | 0

#478711 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 03:51

yeah i agree. i was reading through the comments and i was like "wow...it was a joke..." no parent would seriously say that....hahaaa but i agree, i love your mom's sense of humor, it reminds me of my best friend's mom!

By mosarmini | 0

#478346 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 01:17

Well take a hint xD

By LebChickOnFira | 0

#478350 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 01:19

have fun in china lol

By monkey_boy984 | 0

#478357 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 01:21

FIRST!!!!!!

Suekoff16 | 3

#478962 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 05:40

That may work

videokid2000 | 10

#4650393 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 09:59

-looks at time you posted- -looks at time first posted- FAIL!!!!!!

videokid2000 | 10

#4650396 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 09:59

-looks at time you posted- -looks at time first posted- FAIL!!!!!!

By iloveespresso | 0

#478358 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 01:22

it depends on how she was saying it. but you could get a one way ticket there and when youre there and ready to go back, you can buy another one way like once u had a job in china.

By ehmagawd | 0

#478361 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 01:23

lol I was going on a one month trip to France and my dad kept begging me to stay longer. He was just joking though, don't worry I'm sure your mom is joking too :)

By teh_bear | 0

#478373 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 01:26

you must have been adopted

By jadiyy | 3

#478385 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 01:31

HAHAHAHAHAHAH this is funny. I'm sure she loves you. She'll call! ..maybe. JK. OMFG i have no idea what I'm saying. Suggest you go to France! That's way cooler.