By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 22:26 - United States
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I looked it up: Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds. Jonas nearly crapped his Underoos preparing a Dutch Oven for his special lady!
Pg11; The whole "kinky sex all night long" got on my nerves. This probably doesn't occur in very many "clean" minds. But this is my opinion only. Maybe a few others'. I respect your opinion too, as it may be right. Who knows? And healthfreak ('cause I'm too lazy to type the numbers), it was a little annoying. That's because this post made me annoyed. Therefore, I'd type something annoying. XD No worries about your grammar - it takes a while to type with viable grammar on mobile devices.
Sounds like Ayame01 can't make any passing guesses about my personal life. Like my post says anything about whether or not I get any. You hear me complaining about it? Obviously not. You hear me say anything about myself in that post? Don't think so. Don't assume anything you don't know anything about.
Take the hint, OP. What guy would give up the chance to have kinky sex with his wife all night long? I'll tell you what kind of guy would do that, a gay guy. Give him a dildo for Christmas.
Hey #76, how about I go and get you a spoon so that you can eat my ass? If you plan to speak English it's highly recommended you go and learn the jargon and slang associated with the language, and if you don't know it yet already you're probably too young for any of this. Now go and perform erotic asphyxiation on yourself (Oh wait, you're too much of a uninformed dumbass to know what that means).
#79 Actually you learn the basics first so you can communicate with others, the slang is just supposed to come to you after you've been living in a different country for a while. Btw I only lived in UK for three years and didn't know any English before. So I guess, I should know better. Oh, and old man you're the one who probably "enjoys" himself by watching porn. So watch your words and seriously calm down. You're acting like I tried to steal from you or something. Maybe you should try anger management classes. Sorry for any mistakes but once again doing this on my phone. And thanks #81 :))