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By Anonymous - / Monday 25 June 2012 15:53 / United States
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^ Yeah, OP meant to be misleading to her friend. This FML was just a cover up to her actions instead of just showing how stupid her friend is by using phrases for strange euphemisms.

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How is that exactly where your mind went? I had to read the FML twice because I thought I missed something. If the OPs friend is raunchy enough to think that's what she meant, I'm surprised she hung up.

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At least it's her local “swimming pool” as opposed to going to someone else's “swimming pool” across town. That could've been awkward.

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It's ironic that OPs friend assumed she was being sarcastic (when she wasn't) because many IDIOTS don't even understand it!

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62 - Sadly, yes. My dad is unfortunately part of that immature clan that uses those terms to let everyone know when he's gotta go.. He's used that exact one too, but changed it up and said: "I Have to go Drop the Jackson Kids off at the Pool". along with a few others such as: "I Have to go Bomb Iraq", "I Need to go Set Off My Detonator", and the famous "I'm full of ammo and I need to unload".

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Drain the seamonster, release the kraken, turtle heading, touching cloth... The possibilities are endless!

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Agreed!! I wonder what the friend would say if op said "I have to take the browns to the super bowl" lol.. Oh man... Your friend is a complete moron... I have a gutter mind too, but i wouldn't go straight to thinking that... Lmao

And that's the problem with euphemisms. They are confusing when they're true and confuse foreigners (ESL) when they aren't.

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