FML : Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother...

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Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By LukesSkyWalker - / Monday 22 June 2015 20:35 / United States

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By clevergirl98 | 20

#6328883 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 6:39

Well now you know how good moms hearing is. All moms, not just yours. They also have eyes in the back if their heads

By Anonypus | 20

#6328870 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 6:34

Prove them wrong!

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By Anonypus | 20

#6328870 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 6:34

Prove them wrong!

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ScarredVox92 | 16

#6328914 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 7:02

Not sure if that would help. Parents seem too savage for that.

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attaboyyy11 | 11

#6329093 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 11:45

Straight savages

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tantanpanda | 26

#6329210 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 15:01

I don't really think OP can really prove that she worked out before, but she sure can start.

By Dreamsorrow93 | 24

#6328871 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 6:34

Hulk smash! Then again, sorry op your life sucks.

By ohjoy15 | 33

#6328873 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 6:34

He saw an opportunity. And he took it.

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seriouslyfml0415 | 4

#6328987 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 9:19

I am terribly sorry, but i have to mention this... I've been seeing you comment in a whole other fml's and your profile picture is extremely disturbing for me... Whats with the loose strap?

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ohjoy15 | 33

#6329242 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 16:09

@22 Shoulders disturb you? I'm so sorry. That must be hard to live with. Especially in the 21st century. You poor thing.

Here's an easy fix though: you don't like my pictures?... don't look at them.

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luckyme143 | 13

#6329246 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 16:18

wow you're a smart ass ohjoy15...u must have a boring life. sucks to be you

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wchil | 14

#6329595 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 21:57

o.O

By iseebearbears | 27

#6328874 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 6:34

No big deal, you gotta start from somewhere. At least you're trying.

By miaaxoxxo | 16

#6328876 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 6:35

your mother has the hearing of a hawk. don't worry OP, you're beautiful just the way you are. don't let what your father said get you down!

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Malecent | 13

#6328951 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 7:45

What the fuck does working out have to do with being beautiful?

By daddysgirl243 | 21

#6328879 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 6:36

try not to listen to them. trust me, I hear the same from my family and it hurts. I bet you're very beautiful

By clevergirl98 | 20

#6328883 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 6:39

Well now you know how good moms hearing is. All moms, not just yours. They also have eyes in the back if their heads

By 15Erik | 21

#6328884 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 6:40

#Swol

By axfabxdisaster | 25

#6328893 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 6:44

Shove it in their faces when you work out and show them your improvement

By igg125 | 30

#6328897 - Tuesday 23 June 2015 6:45

Don't tell them what you're going to do just show them.

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