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  mneill  |  6

#1, 3, and 6 are right.

I suspect your dad has a rather dry and/or sarcastic sense of humor. That makes me laugh, and most of my friends wouldn't get it either :)

  Llamacod  |  11

Well #52, lets be realistic here, if her vagina is the size of a bowling ball like you say then I would think that it should be no problem pushing a baby out.

  ajeppsen  |  25

And then about 18-25 years of "Mom we are out of food!" "Son why is your keyboard sticky?" "OMG! Kevin just like totally dumped me!"

  Damian95  |  16

Haha don't worry you can wash that out with a little soap and warm water.
What kinda response was that?! He might as well have said, "Don't worry I went through that too."

  Ctrl_H  |  18

This pun had such little relevence to the fml that I even double checked to make sure that this kid wasn't from Egypt. You're not the sharpest lightbulb in the crayon box are you?

  HowieDoIt  |  21

When her water breaks, you could count that as a river. Since he thinks it's just a phase, he'll have to rationalize the puddle as a newly formed body of water while his daughter gives birth.

By  NickaPLZ  |  26

Yeah, watch, he'll care when you squeeze it out, trust me.

  AngelSpit  |  18

one involves pushing and squeezing and trying to find the right spot to push and squeeze harder eventually resulting in the gory bloody expulsion of the the inner package that has been growing over time possibly leaving the surrounding landscape of your body bruised and scarred and forever changed, the other is giving birth

  crankawank  |  19

For those who don't know, she's referencing Homestuck, a web comic that OP is a fan of (twinArmageddons is Sollux's trolltag). Lusi are monstrous creatures vaguely similar to parents.

By  tralala453  |  22

Well he's right, you will "get over it"...