By whateven333 - 18/02/2015 04:02 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 827
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Mourning does weird things to the mind...

This is NOT a case of wincest ...what a creep.


It ain't no fun if the cousin can't have none .

1dvs_bstd 41

what the?

Dillyduzit 23

You should probably think about what you just said.

#1 What kind of funerals have you been to (I know the FML didn't say it was a funeral, just the loss of his aunt. But assuming it was a funeral...)????

It's all relative.

Cousins make dozens

B1ackthesun 31

#57 I have the feeling #1 isn't 'screwed up' just trying to play on Snoop Dogg 'Ain't no fun if the homies can't have none'

57 yes I'm twisted and demented, however I usually have this rare disease called a sense of humor. 30 obviously you haven't been weeding crashing , funeral crashing is the same thing but black is one of my favorite colors. 59 at least one person got the reference , don't care if I'm voted up or down but drinking and fml always ends negatively for me .

incoherentrmblr 21

I hope your cousin's name isn't Fred. He will f**k her right in the p**sy...

I incest that this thread stops.

B1ackthesun 31

Apologies #70 we didn't realise it was cousin you such discomfort.

I guess fuck your life too then? Lol.

#70 just made my night

Incest! A game the whole family can play!

Mourning does weird things to the mind...

Yeah, OP he could just be reeling from loss and doesn't really know what he is doing...

badluckalex 23

Yeaaaahh no. I'm still getting a creepy vibe from the cousin.

I guess the cousin is suffering from mourning wood

OP is your cousin from the south? People here in the south tend to be into their cousins. down vote me all you want but I know a lot of people who are.

#40 Yeah and I've met Yankees who are too what's your point? That stereotype has been beat like a dead horse.

That's probably OP's cousin's ezcuse

cadillacgal79 32

#47-bless you, sounds like you have a cold.

UhHuhHoney 20

Talk about cousin love...

More like Kissing Cousins!

nonsensical 26

Did he just lose his mother?? are you sure he was flirting or did he just feel like being close to someone, in this case you?

This is NOT a case of wincest ...what a creep.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Is there EVER a case of wincest?

Wincest is wincest when it is situation ally appropriate, and also very sexy (and *most* of the time, both parties must 'agree' to it.) This seems like none.

Here's the fatal flaw with your logic, 33: it's NEVER appropriate.

Who are you to judge

#33 are you talking about incest or Wincest? ._.

Wincest, and when I say situationally appropriate, I mean not during a time of grief. Obviously incest is never appropriate, that's what makes it forbidden love.

I question if you know what wincest really is. Supernatural fans tend to know and from the other contends I'm thinking I might be the only one that does.

flirting or trying for playful banter? age? and great tragedy give the dude a small break... or if there are no questions bitch slap. this ain't Alabama.

I feel like you were trying to say something there, but as I'm re-reading it, it's just a bunch of shenanigans.

I want to say something smart to try and be in the top comments, but I'll pass ;) I hope everything is fine now OP, and that it was a misunderstanding. My gosh, that would've been awkward.

150493x 29

We didn't need to know, have fun being thumbed down.

Charles900 16

Wow, that's just plain messed up. That would be messed up under any circumstance, but at your Aunt's funeral? He's disgusting.

It doesn't say anything about being at the aunts funeral...

martin8337 35

Did tis happen in Mississippi?

Clearly states that it's in PA

Besides. Incest isn't only in one given area, it's everywhere. That stereotype is really annoying.

Guide him to the "friend zone"

I never imagined guiding a family member to the friend zone was a thing.

Cousin zone him