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Imagine what he would've did if you said fuck off.

He's got good aim. You should've done the same thing. Have like, a fight via streams to see whose stream is mightier.

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well, at least he didn't pee on your face...hopefully. FYL.

piss on him when hes asleep

Piss and ejaculate on him. Maybe shit on him too. All while he's asleep. It's like that quote from "The Untouchables": "They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue." You have to up the ante and show him that he should never mess with you again.

haahahahaah wat a smartass

...and then the love of your life walked by and laughed? Honestly, there's not much FML in this FML. Just take a shower, jesus.

Can we push to add a third option along with FYL and YDI? I purpose "who cares?".

Yeah, really! So go shower, and kick him where it hurts. Then he won't be pissing anywhere for a few days. ;)

I doubt you'd be so chill if you just got pissed on. Stop trying to act tough on a website and show the guy some sympathy.

I am sure every time you say piss off you expect them to piss on you. Asswipe... Wait, you're not going to wipe your ass on me are you? :o

how do they deserve getting pissed on lol?

...and then the love of your life walked by and laughed? Honestly, there's not much FML in this FML. Just take a shower, jesus.

Imagine what he would've did if you said fuck off.

I was just coming in to say that, but I see you beat me to it...

hahahahaha good point!

He's got good aim. You should've done the same thing. Have like, a fight via streams to see whose stream is mightier.

Lol, that's awesome!

Chef Ramsey says piss off >:C and yea, i recommend a brutal tea bag that will scar him for life

You dont think your brother's pee on your lap is disgusting? where do you live..