By pokie - 30/08/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 790
You deserved it 9 357

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but that's AWESOME!

Well, i must admit pokemon was incredibly cool back in the day and still kinda is. So essentially your Bf is awesome.


YDI for dating a freak.

whats YDI? i still dont get it.

On the bottom of every FML you can vote "Your life sucks" or "You deserved it." In this case: She deserved it for dating a freak: YDI. :)

No more of a freak than her, she is the one who has a thing for dinner tables.

I don't get it. What's wrong with Pikachu?

ass. pikachu is fantastic !

u jus made my day

YDI, means you deserve it :)

Today my girlfriend told me her fantasy was for me to eat her out on the dinner table, when I told her my fantasy, her dressing in a Pikachu costume, she looked disgusted. FML

#9 How the fuck is she a freak who deserved it? All she wanted was some oral action, big deal if it's on the kitchen table. Fantasies are desires, and the fact that his sexual desire was to see her in a Pikachu costume says wonders about his thinking. That is truly a sexual deviant. ______________________________

Maybe because pikachu is a pokemon and a rat so it seemed wierd to her

so wait, eat me means oral sex?

Are you fucking serious? ____________________________

Lol wtf??? You definitely made me laugh haha ________________________________

He's probably talking about Jessica Nigri's pikachu costume. it's pretty hot. But her dressed as Rikky is hotter.

I agree. Jessica Nigiri does a better Rikku, but her Pikachu costume is still hot.

TBman256 I really hope you're joking around. Cause if not, boy is that sad lol. As to No_Heart, I see nothing wrong with doing kinky things on table, as long as other people don't eat on that table. P.S. this might be a laugh for some. I thought YDI meant: You're a dumb idiot lol

TBman, i think its time we had....."the talk"

I wish I could downvote your comment more than once.

YDI stands for "you deserved it"

pokemon is a rat? i just thought it was some sort of solarobot-thingy tripped out yellow thing. whatever it is, my son has a ton of the cards. and i gotta throw imaginary poke-balls at him in defense.

Awwww, how old is he??

Now I think that last bit was a little uncalled for... Until I started reading fanfiction, I had no idea what those phrases meant. D= And lol and the OP... do it... it'll be hot ;P

Pikachu! I choose you!!!

Why not both? :D

lol u're boyfriend is one kinky/creepy freak....

how the fuck is that creepy? You're an idiot.

maybe u like to have sex with people in pikachu costumes but most people would find that creepy....

Freaky/creepy =/= bad sex though. I've had some really kinky chicks and I can tell you I won't forget some of those experiences. So yeah it may be weird/freaky but it's not harmful and I'm sure you'll remember the night for a long time to come.

You tell me this isn't remotely hot.

nooot really lol i find that as creepy as furries, sorry haha

nah, he's just horny


YDI for owning a cat.

who the hell said anything about a cat?!

but that's AWESOME!

i concur

i would bang a pikachu if it was a hot girl

I don't really get how this is an fml. At least his was creative. I'm gonna have to stay nutrual on this on.

Super spelling fail *neutral

lol I knew I was gonna get harassed about that, it was 4am and you understood it anyways. No point in acting like a douche about it.

Both of you fail. Neutral * and one * ~trolled~

YDI ur boyfriend is a freak!

Well, i must admit pokemon was incredibly cool back in the day and still kinda is. So essentially your Bf is awesome.

Just remember to scream "Pika Pika!" when you climax.