By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 13:34 - United States

Today, I thought it would have been funny to cut off my friend's rat-tail. He thought it would be funny to put a brick through my windshield. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 676
You deserved it 117 364

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You don't fuck with people's hair. You completely deserve it, even if he is retarded for having a rat tail.

flyboy57 0

YDI. I had friends with rat rails while growing up. do you know how long it takes to grow one?


EvaXRose 0

your a douche bag bro poor animal ! just kidding. i know its a hair style . :]

superpanda24 0

This whole fml just screams ydi

I really wouldn't use the word style.

Why do you comment something completely irrelevant to the first post? btw, his name is: ajokeyoubelieve how can everyone be so naive...

It's actually "alieyoubelieve", which makes it even more suspicious.

HahaYDI 0

Yeah look at his name, 100% fake

CDS09 0

agreed...any time an FML starts with "I thought it would be funny" or something similar its usually a YDI Could be fake, but its still possible.

Fake or not, I'm just glad there's one less person with a pathetic looking rat tail in the world.

ReasonsToFly 0

It's not very funny when you cut someone's hair. These guys I know started cutting my hair "as a joke" in class, but then they got in trouble. My hair isn't tied back or passed my shoulders. Also I'm a guy.

SuperMeme 0

Dude, it's an username. Not everyone puts down something clever related to the first FML they post as their username. "OH NO, HIS USERNAME LOOKS SUSPICIOUS! HE COULD BE LYING! ON THE INTERNET, NO LESS!" Whoop-dee-doo... Now we wait 'till someone flames me...


your life is fcuked you were doing him a huge favor rat tails are ugly and majority of girls believe the same

ydi but your friend deserves it too for being a creep with a rat tail after the age of 8

ChasinParkedCars 0

Hahaha #116 you are awesome.

He was doing his buddy a favor by cutting that rat tail off. Chicks for the most part do not dig rat tails. Then the thanks he gets for increasing his buddy's chance of getting laid is a brick through the window? FYL

just be glad you didn't cut my hair. not only would i have put a brick through your windshield and every other window you had, i would've slashed your tires, slit up your seats and carpet, keyed the shit out of whatever you were driving, break all your headlights, take a hammer or something blunt to your doors, jammed something in your ignition so you couldn't start the fucking thing, but ALSO made sure that a whole shit load of paint would've been peeled off... oh yeah, AND kicked you in your crotch. you do NOT fuck with someone's hair REGARDLESS if it's a joke.

bigsexy94 6

you are a ridiculous douche bag and deserve to be banned from the internet

Well, I'm surprised he didn't throw the brick through your face.. How could you so stupid, as to believe that he would find it funny.. He grows rat-tails and throws bricks at windshields.. I don't a quick trip to the barber shop, would have put him into a laughing coma..

228 Carrie underwood much? OP YDI big time

Thanks for doing society a favor. Does he drive an 85 camero too?

228 - your hair looks awful anyway :/

228 knows what's up ^_^

Why on gods green earth would you do that?

I've never heard that one before... Gods green earth.

flyboy57 0

YDI. I had friends with rat rails while growing up. do you know how long it takes to grow one?

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He did him a favor. Rat tails look so stupid

I have a hard time believing this solely based on your user name " alieyoubelieve". Good jorb troll.


JAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRB!!!!!!!!! (you're awesome. Homestar Runner FTW.)

Surely the username relates to people not knowing what a rat tail is and thinking 'omg, poor animal!!!!' which was the reaction the OP was going for? Rat tails suck, but the window was a bit of an over-reaction IMO.

salvagingsanity 0

Hahahahahaha you deserved it stupid shit.

Thanks for taking care of that...

orlandogirl4life 11

thats a cruel thing to do to your friends animal! ydi all the way!

I really hope you're joking. He wasn't talking about an actual rat.

screwtaylor 0

I thought it was a rat as well..

Stoner09 0


LOOL. FYL for being wrong.

ahah. well. i go tricked too until i thought bout it more.

a rat tail is something that goes on the back of your truck to hold your bicycles as you travel

rofl99 0

A rat tail is a kind of hair style! Omg

Chaos187 6

You're not serious are you? A rat-tail is a hairdo not an animal.

Hahaha it's a hair style dork!

they mean a hairstyle. I'm with u tho

You don't fuck with people's hair. You completely deserve it, even if he is retarded for having a rat tail.

VolleyballSMASH 1

exactly, those stupid things can take forever for guys to grow and snip, gone- all because you thought Itd be funny. jerk. even if his hair sucks

babylon_pride 0

YDI. Though also FHL for having that bad of a hair cut. Though, I did at first think you tried to cat off your friend's rat's tail. Then I was going to say you deserved a lot more.

deviking 10

I'm going to look like a retard but I thought it was op cutting off a real rats tail not a hair do still YDI

"A lie you believe"? Is that implying something about the veracity of this FML?

wow i really hope you guys above me are joking. A rats tail is that stupid thing kids have where they have a "tail" of hair coming out of the back of their neck. Unless the kid was under the age of 10, you did him a favor by cutting it off

No matter how retarded or stupid you think it is, you CANNOT dispose of things that aren't yours. A ponytail takes YEARs to grow! It's more personal than almost any posession. I'm sure there are things you all have that others think are retarted or stupid. Yet you still have them... I'd pour diesel fuel in thru the broken windshield... and then... yeaa....

a rat tail is not a ponytail, rat tails can be grown in about 6 months and its not all of your hair that goes into it, just a little bit from the bottom of your hair just above your neck.