You could almost click "YDI" after reading just the first 7 words.

YDI for not liking dogs

Wow #1! I didn't expect you out of all people to say such a thing. You look like you would enjoy scaring people too.

^ Nah, I'm more into the controlling, torturing, and killing departments. People get scared on their own. :)

Sounds justified. Why would you attempt to spread misery to others? Life is horrible enough on its own without you adding to the torture of existence. In your defense, at least you were breaking up the monotony. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

xms musak fmls mean halloween is over. Op is lucky he didn't get shot.

I hope it hurt, scumbag! Next time instead of my skateboard, I'm bringing a knife!

Right? Anything starting with "I thought" deserves a YDI.

hmmm... after trying to scare people fails, OP has the balls to come here and post an FML for sympathy? Not working. YDI

the first seven words are : today, I thought it would be funny. that's a ydi?

YDI mate! your effing fault

today some weirdo jumped out at me to scare me. I whacked him in the face with my skateboard, and then he got pissed at me. FML

Skateboards hurt like hell to get hit by -___- especially ones with vicious griptape... That stuff leaves scars

At least you had ice on hand for the swelling!

pika..

Shame on you for disgracing Pokemon in such a way!

It's "pikachu", get it right. -_-

Sorry, mom... :/ It won't happen again.

well it's too late mr/ms sutcliffe. ur fired :)

You were truck fucked. Dude I'm sorry that stuff hurts

Thank you! My thoughts exactly

If he was also racist.

and if he was wearing a hat

I don't think a coworker hit him.. I think op was trying to scare the customers/guests.

Victim is a green advocate. That explains the skateboard. lol

DocBastard being corrected?? What is this world coming to..

correcting somebody doesn't make it right. e.g. *whts da wold cumin two

lol

^