By Chris - United Kingdom - Swindon
Today, I thought it would be funny to take an airhorn to a golf course and blow it while people were teeing off. It was very funny, until I blew the horn during some guy's backswing and his ball was shanked in my direction and hit me in the head. FML
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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  31

Every single golfer at that course should have wrapped their 9-Irons around your empty skull, kicked you in the nuts with their cleats, and buried you neck deep in a sand trap. A lobotomy would be funnier than you, you worthless piece of shit.