By Anonymous - Ireland - Gorey
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML
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  BunchieRules  |  31

I agree that she deserves it for sneaking out of work. But if a coworker caught OP s/he probably wouldn't say anything, because they would both be breaking the rules.

  onlychildFTW  |  33

OP needs to get a little more self control. You become an alcoholic when you let drinking interfere with your every day life and chores. Such a work, cleaning, cooking, etc. she has let it interfere with work by sneaking out early so OP might be an alcoholic by definition.

By  tehcyberman  |  9

Sorry, but you completely deserve it.
Not only did you leave your job, which was irresponsible, but you clearly got way to drunk at the pub if you were doing that. There are lessons to be learned here.
#1 Don't skip work.
#2 Getting a little bit drunk is ok, but too much and you'll do
something you regret.

  elmousey  |  5

I'm guessing none of you have jobs. At my job I'm scheduled to be there 'til 6, but if I'm done with everything at 5 and I don't want that hour of pay I leave and no one gives a shit. I would refer to it as "sneaking out" but I'm hardly being irresponsible. I realize not everyone has a job like mine, but leaving early usually isn't a big deal.

  tehcyberman  |  9

That's true 51, but theres a difference between leaving early and going home to relax, and sneaking out to get drunk. I'm not going to feel sorry for anybody if the misfortune only happened because they sneaked out of work.

  jquiggy89  |  3

51, It clearly says the OP snuck out of work early to go to the pub. Also, why would you assume that because you have a job where you can leave early, that nobody else on this thread has a job?

By  CallMeBloo  |  31

Be grateful that you didn't decide that a penis shake sounded tasty. With the lack of intelligence you showed in this posting, I wouldn't guess it would be too far-fetched for you.