By max - 7/2/2009 23:33 - United States
Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML
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By  Benj_fml  |  0

That's not a bad thing at all. Girls who had experiences having crushes on guys who turned out to be gay often try to preempt it happening again by assuming any guy they like is gay. Just tell her you're not. It's really likely she'll be interested.

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By  greenman_fml  |  0

agreed with #3. the only way to a woman's heart is through pain and suffering. make her believe that you are too good for her. if she is a shameless whore with daddy issues (most women are) she will be desperate for your approval, which will most likely mean sleeping with you.

By  Benj_fml  |  0

That's not a bad thing at all. Girls who had experiences having crushes on guys who turned out to be gay often try to preempt it happening again by assuming any guy they like is gay. Just tell her you're not. It's really likely she'll be interested.

By  Alley_Cat_fml  |  0

I agree with 2 & 3.
Smack her, prove to her that you are in fact a man's man.
Nothing says 'I'm straight and we could be good together' like a backhand to the mouth.

No, joking, I hope you corrected her.