By Fail - 21/11/2009 05:59 - United States
Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "so does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML
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By  Thoureau  |  0

I wonder what was said afterwards...

"Uhhhh, Ismaeliqua..."

"What, he's a fucking greasy-haired, pizza-faced loser who's made me fake it for him every time we've done it, but if I'm straightforward about it, he might go into a whinefest and kill himself."

*Other friend points to you*

"How is he behind me? I can smell his sweaty ass from space. Hell, I can smell him over...the...phone." *Turns to see you at the last part* "Hey sweetie! I didn't notice you there!"

But yeah man, FYL.

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  farhil  |  14

How is this mean? She was just asking how she should break up with him. If she was mean she would have just walked up to him and broke it off like she didn't care about his feelings. But logic tells us she did care

By  Thoureau  |  0

I wonder what was said afterwards...

"Uhhhh, Ismaeliqua..."

"What, he's a fucking greasy-haired, pizza-faced loser who's made me fake it for him every time we've done it, but if I'm straightforward about it, he might go into a whinefest and kill himself."

*Other friend points to you*

"How is he behind me? I can smell his sweaty ass from space. Hell, I can smell him over...the...phone." *Turns to see you at the last part* "Hey sweetie! I didn't notice you there!"

But yeah man, FYL.