FML : Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me talking to friends. As I walked up behind her...

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Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "so does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Fail - / Saturday 21 November 2009 05:59 / United States

Love

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By Thoureau | 0

#682048 - Saturday 21 November 2009 01:03

I wonder what was said afterwards... "Uhhhh, Ismaeliqua..." "What, he's a fucking greasy-haired, pizza-faced loser who's made me fake it for him every time we've done it, but if I'm straightforward about it, he might go into a whinefest and kill himself." *Other friend points to you* "How is he behind me? I can smell his sweaty ass from space. Hell, I can smell him over...the...phone." *Turns to see you at the last part* "Hey sweetie! I didn't notice you there!" But yeah man, FYL.

By malakian_fml | 0

#682043 - Saturday 21 November 2009 12:55

"least u don't have to go through that akward break up" - It sounded like a pretty damn awkward break up to me...

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By Hurt16 | 0

#682029 - Saturday 21 November 2009 12:30

yay!! I'm the first but damn that's on sum messed up shit she dumb too for not looking bhind her... least u don't have to go through that akward break up

Reyo | 2

#682897 - Sunday 22 November 2009 07:54

That's when you say "uh...I have one."

crazytoaster | 2

#683086 - Sunday 22 November 2009 11:47

Two options: 1) Break up with her first, claim she was just something you used for sex. 2) Crush her in the bear hug, pretend it was an accident.

UnluckyDom | 0

#974136 - Monday 5 April 2010 01:04

Say, "here's one, let him hear!" then punch her face. :D

missmontreal97 | 4

#1290260 - Monday 23 August 2010 03:45

awwwww poor op

senalina | 0

#2470659 - Saturday 7 May 2011 03:46

i would have been like you just figured that out in less then 10 seconds bizotch and walked off like nothing happend

By OLOtheDemigodess | 0

#682040 - Saturday 21 November 2009 12:46

..OUCH. fyl D:

monkeyy22 | 6

#1357089 - Sunday 5 September 2010 08:22

damnn awkward

By Williii_fml | 0

#682041 - Saturday 21 November 2009 12:47

:( keel hur

wiredream | 0

#941412 - Saturday 13 March 2010 05:45

lol agree she's mean, I hope you find a better girlfriend OP :/

farhil | 14

#3380485 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:54

How is this mean? She was just asking how she should break up with him. If she was mean she would have just walked up to him and broke it off like she didn't care about his feelings. But logic tells us she did care