Today, I think my unborn child has developed a sense of humour. The little cherub is usually very calm, but must have realised that if he/she kicks me hard enough in this particular place near my bladder, I'll piss myself on the spot like a race horse. It's happened twice now. FML
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Harri20n
| 9
Ah kids.
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jakers8424
| 18
Hilarious
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jakers8424
| 18
Hilarious
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Avi8r
| 22
Be happy it's just that, before I was born I broke my mom's pelvis because I kicked it so hard.
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Harri20n
| 9
Ah kids.
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swag_bear
| 18
Well try not to wear your best clothes from now on
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Hunter_the_Ninja
| 22
I feel like this is the kind of thing I would have done if I was conscious in the womb.
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i_wuz_nver_here
| 31
IF
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Neekovolwf
| 22
Maybe one day he will be a standup comedian and recount the tales of his days in the womb
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danceinconverse
| 25
Better start wearing extra thick pads...
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mswim
| 27
Or adult diapers.
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DocBastard
| 38
Not to worry - after it's born it'll only get more evil. Exponentially.
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tomvertigo
| 17
First of all - sat name for, hahaha. Im guessing you is your first? The whole passing yourself thing isn't uncommon at all. Still sucks though.
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kyu_Q
| 19
are you sure you're not squirting?
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SpyroMello
| 29
I would think you would know what pissing feels like by that age so I'm pretty sure she really is pissing herself.
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bandaidstations
| 28
Yeah sure, her baby is giving her intense orgasms. Come on!
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tomvertigo
| 17
...I cant even. Why? Pissing yourself is common in pregnancy.
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MandieL
| 27
Depends are a wonderful thing! I know it sounds weird and can make you feel like an incontinent old lady, but they were a life saver in the third semester, and for after the baby is born. They make them now where they really don't look like diapers when you're wearing them. I hope your pregnancy is treating you well otherwise!