By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I taught my younger cousins a more effective way to brush their teeth. Tonight when I was getting them ready for bed I asked them why they weren't brushing their teeth like I taught them to. The littlest one replied "Daddy said if we do then we'll have ugly teeth like yours." FML
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are you sure yours is a "more effective" way? :P

jchansfan 0

Aww, turn that frown upside down and smi- nevermind...


are you sure yours is a "more effective" way? :P

The_Pleb, do you know how annoying you are? Go diaf please.

I second that. I'm so sick and tired of people saying 'first' or 'second'. I have yet to see a FML post without that type of behavior.

Especially since he's not 2nd, he's 18th.

americayay 0

I'm not only wondering if it's actually more effective, but maybe OP shouldn't be reteaching anyone else's kids anything.

jchansfan 0

Aww, turn that frown upside down and smi- nevermind...

breenarae25 0



Well you totally deserve it for trying to destroy your kid's teeth and by extension their lives.

Macromartyr 3

Oooookay I'm really really very very sure that brushing your teeth will NOT damage them. Obviously, the OP had bad teeth to start.

ObsessedWithGays 7

Don't feed the troll.

Wow great uncle you have...

You sound stupid.

kravitzz1990 0

that makes me wonder how the hell u brush ur teeth thats "more effective"? do u brush ur teeth with hummus like zohan? im disturbed!

Well, I think you could have mentioned the condition/ appearance of your teeth in this fml.

Just brush the way dentists tell you to, that's the most effective. Jeez.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Brushing your teeth with sugar and then rinsing with SunnyD is NOT more effective, OP. Just sayin'.