FML : Today, I taught my younger cousins a more effective way to brush their teeth. Tonight when I was getting them ready for bed I asked them why they weren't...

Today, I taught my younger cousins a more effective way to brush their teeth. Tonight when I was getting them ready for bed I asked them why they weren't brushing their teeth like I taught them to. The littlest one replied "Daddy said if we do then we'll have ugly teeth like yours." FML

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By Anonymous / Sunday 8 November 2009 04:04 / United States

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By shamandalie_fml | 0

#660603 - Sunday 8 November 2009 12:13

are you sure yours is a "more effective" way? :P

By jchansfan | 0

#660604 - Sunday 8 November 2009 12:13

Aww, turn that frown upside down and smi- nevermind...

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By shamandalie_fml | 0

#660603 - Sunday 8 November 2009 12:13

are you sure yours is a "more effective" way? :P

The_Pleb | 0

#660762 - Sunday 8 November 2009 04:02

SECOND!

nazooer | 7

#660887 - Sunday 8 November 2009 05:27

The_Pleb, do you know how annoying you are? Go diaf please.

StaticDown | 0

#660922 - Sunday 8 November 2009 06:12

I second that. I'm so sick and tired of people saying 'first' or 'second'. I have yet to see a FML post without that type of behavior.

Gneekman | 0

#661247 - Sunday 8 November 2009 10:41

Especially since he's not 2nd, he's 18th.

americayay | 0

#661473 - Monday 9 November 2009 01:33

I'm not only wondering if it's actually more effective, but maybe OP shouldn't be reteaching anyone else's kids anything.

By jchansfan | 0

#660604 - Sunday 8 November 2009 12:13

Aww, turn that frown upside down and smi- nevermind...

growingupnextmon | 3

#660705 - Sunday 8 November 2009 02:53

haha snap!

breenarae25 | 0

#1429042 - Monday 20 September 2010 06:46

lolcakes!!

thepagal | 3

#3090790 - Friday 12 August 2011 05:59

fuck you

By Jeef27 | 0

#660614 - Sunday 8 November 2009 12:17

daaaaaaang

By Good_old_Grim | 8

#660619 - Sunday 8 November 2009 12:22

Well you totally deserve it for trying to destroy your kid's teeth and by extension their lives.

Macromartyr | 3

#1010907 - Saturday 29 May 2010 06:12

Oooookay I'm really really very very sure that brushing your teeth will NOT damage them. Obviously, the OP had bad teeth to start.

ObsessedWithGays | 7

#5317399 - Thursday 10 January 2013 10:03

Don't feed the troll.

By chellinha93 | 0

#660623 - Sunday 8 November 2009 12:28

Wow great uncle you have...

By startrekker | 3

#660625 - Sunday 8 November 2009 12:30

You sound stupid.

By kravitzz1990 | 0

#660627 - Sunday 8 November 2009 12:32

that makes me wonder how the hell u brush ur teeth thats "more effective"? do u brush ur teeth with hummus like zohan? im disturbed!

By JellyMelly | 0

#660637 - Sunday 8 November 2009 12:39

Well, I think you could have mentioned the condition/ appearance of your teeth in this fml.

By Ohnothingreally | 0

#660671 - Sunday 8 November 2009 02:01

Just brush the way dentists tell you to, that's the most effective. Jeez.

By SusanaSaysRawrxD | 0

#660672 - Sunday 8 November 2009 02:01

Brushing your teeth with sugar and then rinsing with SunnyD is NOT more effective, OP. Just sayin'.

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