By Greg - 28/09/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl on the phone who had previously told me her last relationship "ended very badly." I said, "So let me guess, that jerk cheated on you?" She paused for a few moments and finally replied, "No, he died in a motorcycle accident." FML
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well in your defense-she worded that very poorly.

For the millionth time: Assumptions are the mother of all fuck ups.

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WOW you fail at life worse than the guy in the FML.

GDIAMCA (see GDIAF)

I vouch for #4. How can she get mad at you for not getting "died in a motorcycle crash" out of "ended very badly"? "ended very badly" can mean ANYTHING.

...lul at #32. Imma going to pretend that I always knew what GDIAF meant and didn't just have to look it up in an 'urban dictionary'.

hahahahahahaha

I completely agree. Even if he had cheated on her, that doesn't mean she thought he was a jerk. Don't insult the person who was once the love of this girl's life.

YDI for having a person named "Snickerdoodles" on this app. (lolwutaslut)

well in your defense-she worded that very poorly.

Yeah, and I'd say it'a a reasonable mistake.

She should have said "ended tragically". People would immediately understand & empathise. I would have thought the same thing OP.

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yah that was very ambiguous, and strange

that made me lol...hahahahaha xD

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My father died in a motorcycle accident you cold heartless bitch.

Aw. That sucks. But as #4 said, she worded that very poorly.

person123...its kthxbiiiiiiii god.

123sploosh... its person 1233 god...

This is probably going to be full of YDIers... but i feel for OP. bad fortune, my friend.

'previously told' is redundant (as 'told' is past tense). Talking on the phone is hardly relevant. I'm not seeing the FML here. Are we suppose to feel bad for you because you're a bad guesser?? I'm not. No vote for you.

Why would you assume that anyway? That sux.

It depends on how much they've talked. If she told him once, then told him again, she told him something she had previously told him. We should feel bad for him because she worded what she told him very poorly.

For the millionth time: Assumptions are the mother of all fuck ups.

They guy probably did cheat... IN A MOTORCYCLE RACE!!! WROM WROOOOOOOOM

assuming makes an ASS out of U and ME

no. it makes an ASS out of U and MING :/