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Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed and triumphantly sat down, enjoying my victory, until I noticed why they were empty. I had just sat down next to a guy vigorously trying to fellate himself. FML

By Nightmares / Tuesday 7 August 2012 13:19 / United States
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  JackeeDawn  |  9

Thank you for sharing OP... I could have gone my whole life with out knowing that story. I don't know if I will ever bramble to eat subway again.

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  Dracoboxer357  |  35

47- Well, at least not since that post about the guy driving with his wife when she decides to pull out her currently-being-used tampon and throws it at the car beside them. :p That was the last really tasteless FML that comes to mind. :p

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  br0ccoli  |  14

55-For 'sho. Girls are gross. Well, some. A large majority of gross things in life and in FML are because of girls. ***If you're squeamish, don't read beyond this point. *** A few years ago, a girl changed her tampon (friend's friend) at my apt and she left her bloody, disgustingly smelly tampon in the garbage, out in the open. In public bathrooms, I've seen bloody graffiti on the walls and fecal abominations all over the floor, walls and flush lever. I really don't get why it has to get to that point of grossness.

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  vintage_doll  |  6

You say that you could've gone without reading this story, but no one told you to log onto FML, knowing the type of stories that are here. Secondly, OP was referring to a form of transportation..not food.

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  Zoh_Aubrey  |  8

If she was a proper girl she would've wrapped in toilet paper and spray something. And if it stinks that bad, her vag is sick. It shouldn't have a strong smell.

By  jacob128  |  4

Fellate?

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  SooperSuper  |  2

Lol. I thought the same thing

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  JackeeDawn  |  9

How the hell is that even possible? I didn't know men could bend that way.

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  nina21194  |  12

Yep. If they get their bottom 2 ribs removed.

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I can do it but it hurts me

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  Dunvanation  |  4

Oh crap! An fml official! ^

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  fbear10  |  5

I dont care if you thumb me down for this , but if this person didnt understand what that meant obviously he or she is gonna ask :/

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  Shrike  |  22

^ GTFO, troll.

By  flutter4  |  7

At least you got a seat even if it was gross

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I think the glass is half full of himself.

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  Feared  |  9

61- It offends me when people apologize for possibly offending, when they know fully well that what they said wasn't offensive, but rather unintentionally idiotic.

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  XxEP1CFAC3xX  |  4

Hahahahahha XD I think that's the best comment to date I've ever read on this site X'D

By  podsy  |  2

Well fallate means to distract. Dont know what you ment by this post

By  Bluefrog9636  |  7

I'm sorry, I guess the guy has a fetish for Automobiles..

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