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By  therob10  |  1

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By  therob10  |  1

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  Lanceeden  |  12

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  fthislyfe  |  22

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  hailphire130  |  0

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  2wenty0ne21  |  0

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  Randy84  |  10

In the gift giving sense, no it's not all that personal. However,(pause for dramatic effect) in the mouth full of cock and throat yogurt it is extremely personal. And gift doesn't have to be expensive to be appreciated and well thought out. I'm not saying OP's boyfriend isn't an unappreciative asshole because he is.

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  bldouglas  |  0

dude your wearing a dress in your pic. just cuz your a fag and couldn't get head doesn't mean us regular guys are assholes for enjoying it. this is no fml op apparently gives good head

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  TheRealHouse  |  7

what could be more personal than having her mouth on his junk?! maybe you mean sentimental or something. idk but ops bf may have just been being funny. me personally I would have been happy with either one, but both would be best. the key here though is to not actually SAY that unless it's like half kidding

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  Yodaevil  |  4

Agreed, head is something I'd rather have too. But then I do know women are not like that. So I spend my time on a personal gift for her. Ladies just because you want a pair of shoes or a coach bag, does not mean we want fancy accessories.

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  Duladian  |  19

There is all types of guys out there. You should know your bf enough to tell what type he is so you can get him an appropriate gift. Some guys myself included would rather just spend time together over material gifts or even sex. Learn the personality and you'll never go wrong.

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  Yodaevil  |  4

59 a blow job is nothing special? Last time I checked, women just don't give them out for nothing and everyday. When I get a good blow job, I feel like I'm king of the world and special. As far as sex declining after being married? Not in mine, it's the best it's ever been... anyone can give your man a watch, but not everyone can give him head!

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  Duladian  |  19

You're sex life only decreases in some relationships have some friends been married over 20 years and they are still going strong. Its annoying =P

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  stro88  |  6

Shit you should be happy that old dude isn't materialistic or High maintenance! What he asks is free and easy for you to give. Now if it was a rolex yes ma'am I'd take both. And 1 is a vagina stop having your hopeless romanticness try to affect real men kid. Grow some hair.

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  hawaiianfire  |  0

I don't understand why he's a dick. When my gf receives an expensive gift, she always says you didn't need to buy me this. You could of just gotten me flowers. Head/flowers accomplish the same thing (happiness), and they are both free. So all you sensitive pricks out there, just because you aren't getting any, doesn't mean you have to belittle your own gender just to get some.

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No a blow job is not something special in the sense that there's nothing loving or memorable about it. It could be special in the sense that some girls rarely give them but that's not the same special. Hence why I said usually. And yes sex does last in some marriages. The point I was trying to make is most guys take it for granted and it's more often than not about getting off. Most guys don't appreciate it, or their women as much as they should. And guy in the skirt, thanks for being a real man and not a testosterone fueled boy.

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  freelove_fml  |  2

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108 and that is why men get the reputations of being douche bags. There's no reason/excuse to cheat. Ever. If guys cheat they totally deserve having their nuts ripped off (and if girls cheat the deserve having their...boobs? ripped off). Cheating is never ok.

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  DoubleDose  |  0

so all of you thumbing down people insulting 6 are just as gay or to much of a pussy as him. romantic pussies like you 6, give all men a bad name. being romantic when it's required is one thing, but turning down head means either you have never had head or the hooker you paid top dollar for ended up giving you several STDs. Now I'm not saying receiving a watch is bad, but I can guarantee most men if given the choice would choose head.

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  11grace18  |  5

well saying flowers would've been good is implying your girlfriend doesnt need a gift from you because she appreciated YOU more while in OP's case, it's more like he isn't at all thankful for the gift and is really only interested in using her for sexual pleasure. if i was her I'd be offended too because I'm not interested in a fuck buddy, I'm interested in a relationship

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Quite honestly, watches are just an accessory at this point, they are almost useless due to cell phones, iPods, etc. The type of guy that would appreciate this gift would be one who already has a watch because of this. Now the fact that she didn't say that she 'replaced his watch,' but that she 'got him a nice one' says to me that he did NOT previously had a watch, and therefore would not appreciate it as much. Basically, you should've given him head. YDI.

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  ck11_fml  |  1

the fact that you said "love my gf to bits" makes me suspect that you're a pussy who cares if he wants head instead? next year, she can save some money. isn't it selfish to want to give him something just bc you think it's "sweet" or "omg cute".... give him something he actually wants instead. it'd be different if he decided to have sex with you for your bday, but this is his bday. give the man a break.

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  M0rt  |  0

it was selfless; he offered to save her a lot off money (good watches aren't cheap) for something she'll probably do/has done

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  NomOnShroomz  |  14

It might've saved her hundreds but it wouldn't have saved her from HERPES! NOTHING can save her from herpes! Nothing can save YOU from herpes!... Wow look at me go, this is intense. I should write a book that will then be adapted into a move. I'll name it "ATTACK OF THE SCABS"... Nevermind that's a horrible idea...

By  Enigmax2514  |  7

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  Enigmax2514  |  7

Yeah thanks I am a rare breed with a different sense of humour, listen to Johnny rzeznik's I'm still here, they can break me, as long as I know who I am, so they can thumbs down all they want

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  ElectricEffect  |  13

Here we go again. Straight to the "dump him" replies. Come on kiddies, grow up. Life is not so black and white. The OP's boyfriend was most likely making a joke, and for all we know they've been together a very long time and breaking up over something so trivial is immature.

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  RavagedSouI  |  0

First impressions last forever they say. Secondly it's cuz you are whining like a child. Can't blame them for being judgmental. It is, simply human. Well if you were Scottish I might understand you wearing a skirt.

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  Lanceeden  |  12

That's called a kilt and as a matter of fact I do have a lot of Scottish in me. However, this was not a kilt, but a skirt. It makes for a rad facebook prof pic. Plus, as it was mentioned up there, all these things make me seem like a sensitive romantic, which the chicks dig.

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  goldenone  |  2

That's the first thing people judge you on. Why do you think we dress up for job interviews? Preparing to be judged. It's the real world. Dont wanna be judged a certain way? Don't act/dress like it then.

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  Lanceeden  |  12

Dude I'm not applying for an effing job. I'm on an Internet app and I don't give a damn what anyone here thinks of me. If you want to live your life as a miserable fuddy duddy kermudgen who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'fun', go right ahead.

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