By Anonymous - 13/08/2014 11:33 - Australia - Rooty Hill
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An elbow to the testicles should have done the trick, not to mention most men wouldn't enjoy that, OP. Make sure you elbow him hard enough that said testicles actually retreat up into his body. Keep it in mind if you ever take the bus and see this man or run into copycats again. :)
#49 who the hell are you to say that OP wasn't in danger? A stranger invading my personal space bubble with their penis sounds like a dangerous situation waiting to happen. I recommend keeping your dick where it belongs - in your pants, and definitely not rubbing it against various strangers on public transportation and that will greatly lessen the chances that your nuts come in contact with my elbow :-)
Agreed, 78. That's a dangerous situation waiting to happen. If the person OP is referring to knew that he was pressed up against them (which I'll bet he did), a hit/kick in the balls is definitely called for. Situations can be dangerous without being truly life-threatening. That's not to say OP should've gone right for a swift kick, but if the man was asked to move and didn't comply, then it's fair game.
Are you sure it wasn't a sausage he had in his pocket and not his penis?
Pretend to sneeze violently and head butt him in the crotch. That should make future bus rides shorter for you.