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An elbow to the testicles should have done the trick, not to mention most men wouldn't enjoy that, OP. Make sure you elbow him hard enough that said testicles actually retreat up into his body. Keep it in mind if you ever take the bus and see this man or run into copycats again. :)

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#44 No, many girls say this but that should NEVER be an option unless your life is in danger. There are no words to describe this pain.

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Do you ever hear of guys saying "Go for her vagina"? No, no you do not. Yet people will rally to "Go for the nuts".

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#49 who the hell are you to say that OP wasn't in danger? A stranger invading my personal space bubble with their penis sounds like a dangerous situation waiting to happen. I recommend keeping your dick where it belongs - in your pants, and definitely not rubbing it against various strangers on public transportation and that will greatly lessen the chances that your nuts come in contact with my elbow :-)

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Agreed, 78. That's a dangerous situation waiting to happen. If the person OP is referring to knew that he was pressed up against them (which I'll bet he did), a hit/kick in the balls is definitely called for. Situations can be dangerous without being truly life-threatening. That's not to say OP should've gone right for a swift kick, but if the man was asked to move and didn't comply, then it's fair game.

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If this is what was described, then yes. As I am male I would agree with #49 about pain though. (Not saying child birth isn't)

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i feel like this is a fat joke, but i need clarification on 'big guy' before i jump to any conclusions. Perhaps OP saw it coming and took no preventative measures...

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Pretend to sneeze violently and head butt him in the crotch. That should make future bus rides shorter for you.

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