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Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML

By wtf / Tuesday 3 February 2009 03:28 / United States
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By  AmusedSunny  |  0

You're not only lying, you're a guy. Not even a smart one at that Women know stuff not placed in the front entry doesn't just get sucked up by that place. And nothing goes up the rear entry without being forced.

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By  w00t_fml  |  0

A white skirt to an interview? Don't you know interviews are dark suits / white shirts only anyways? tsssk tsssk And what's wrong with maxi pads anways.

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By  AmusedSunny  |  0

You're not only lying, you're a guy. Not even a smart one at that Women know stuff not placed in the front entry doesn't just get sucked up by that place. And nothing goes up the rear entry without being forced.

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