By wtf - 03/02/2009 03:28 - United States

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Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML
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wholelottaROSIE_fml 0
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if youve got a sweaty buttcrack, dont wear a white skirt. its really not that hard.

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Guiseppi 0

Probably fell out, hon.

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calikola 0
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Sounds like a Kathy Griffin routine.

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wintamint101 7

or it just fell out during the day

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YANKSFAN4EVER 0

3 places

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ellapaige 0

maybe OP used the idea? just a thought . . .

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Vagitarian1 10
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Wish I were that wad of TP!

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w00t_fml 0
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A white skirt to an interview? Don't you know interviews are dark suits / white shirts only anyways? tsssk tsssk And what's wrong with maxi pads anways.

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nentenkupo 16

That depends on where the job interview was...

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BJacobs 0
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I was totally going to call her out on the Kathy Griffin thing, glad like 4 other people already did.

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Guiseppi 0

Probably fell out, hon.

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pewp 5
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yeah, that didn't go up anywhere...

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wholelottaROSIE_fml 0
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if youve got a sweaty buttcrack, dont wear a white skirt. its really not that hard.

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iamtenyearsago 0
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Sweating a lot there is enough of an FML.

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AnneFTW 17
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WTH It didn't go up any holes, it fell out. I think you would feel it going up your ass.

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jme208 0
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probably fell out. i bet that u wud have felt something going up sum hole

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