By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 02:00

Today, I stubbed my toe, and as I was hopping about clutching my toe and swearing like a drunken sailor, I turned and saw my boss, our CEO and pretty much the entire board of directors through the boardroom's open door. FML
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Sheogorath 4

They know how it feels to stub their toe, if they have any sympathy. But maybe try to tone it down at work lol.

Natural reflex action. Like sneezing.

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Sheogorath 4

They know how it feels to stub their toe, if they have any sympathy. But maybe try to tone it down at work lol.

Natural reflex action. Like sneezing.

And they immediately hired you to headline the company comedy night. It’s always those stuck-up corporate types who are the most into filthy humor.