Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML
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elchapin562
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i don't get it, why would fat be painful?
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sublime93
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That was a lot of extra information to just say "Today, I'm fat. FML"
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GGnoRe
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That's disgusting D;
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sublime93
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That was a lot of extra information to just say "Today, I'm fat. FML"
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AnaMaree
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THIRD
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Stupidpoorpeople
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I agree with #16, i thought these "Im fat.FML, even though i can do something about it." were extinct.
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Paradox621
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YDI for eating all of those cheeseburgers
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pchands00
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you really realiSed that?
Learn to spell... "realized"
YDI
Learn to spell... "realized"
YDI
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stillfreakingout
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Realised is actually more correct than your spelling of it with a Z; it is as the English say it is because it's the English language, not the American language.
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PostBlue
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Hey, my nuts just dropped!
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theta_fml
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I feel like it's the responsibility of every FML member to give comments like this negative ratings.
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PostBlue
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idc
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beany212
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Awww. How you feel better.
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iljajlm
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You should probably take care of yourself more there buddy...
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glassisass
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YDI for being a fat bitch
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kristenlee
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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XxKate1294xX
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Why? Its actually EASIER for men to lose weight.
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wut_fml
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Gotta love those double standards.
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abbymybowl
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wow.. theres so many things wrong with what you just said.
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generalsmith2
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i don't even know what she is talking about, she looks chubby in her pic
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rzbt21
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your pic isn't helping you, fatty
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imHighoffLife
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Your a bitch ...
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klove22
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Wow really? Bitch!
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elchapin562
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i don't get it, why would fat be painful?
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triplethreat13
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it's better than a hernia
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MrJentipede
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it's not as though you could see a hernia in the mirror, this fml is stupid
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Intoxicunt
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Yeah, you usually can see hernias in the mirror or just by looking...
I guess if it was really mild, you might not. But you usually can.
I guess if it was really mild, you might not. But you usually can.
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shaBAMalex
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I had a hernia, and it was pretty visible in the mirror. I wouldn't confuse it with flab though...
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screwtaylor
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The OP probably had a pen stuck in her rolls.
Maybe that's why it was so painful..
Maybe that's why it was so painful..
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Intoxicunt
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Hernias don't get that big. I would be in pain if I had to carry all the extra weight around too. :]