Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
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_parth
| 20
Damn. Did you activate all your superpowers to do that? Fyl op.
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tony1891
| 22
you may wanna start eating more fiber then.
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_parth
| 20
Damn. Did you activate all your superpowers to do that? Fyl op.
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killuhand
| 12
no probably only one.
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kristabelli
| 19
Dude you really should eat some lentils or some leafy greens.
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buddy_J
| 16
Youse Larry the Cable Guy technique. Use handicap stalls for power pushin and squeezin
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Also use some Prilosec OTC...
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muzy
| 23
op should consider themselves lucky that they only got a nosebleed. It could have resulted in a much more serious outcome.
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joeyl2008
| 29
I thini that means you were pushing with the wrong end
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sayyestothedress
| 24
Don't give yourself a nosebleed...oh wait
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tony1891
| 22
you may wanna start eating more fiber then.
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cakefete2
| 30
Well Jesus, you're gonna have to turn OP's water into Metamucil.
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tony1891
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as they say. an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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Soviet_American
| 29
^^^^
A Fiber 1 bar a day, will keep the nose bleeds away*
A Fiber 1 bar a day, will keep the nose bleeds away*
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Toolishing
| 22
Dehydration may play a part too.
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xnikkilynn
| 11
Definitely eat more fiber. I eat bran buds and pento beans every day.
My gram has congested heart failure and she told me that straining while pooping puts strain on the heart.
OP go see a doctor and find out whatsup with you.
My gram has congested heart failure and she told me that straining while pooping puts strain on the heart.
OP go see a doctor and find out whatsup with you.
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zaynakins
| 11
i hope you had some toilet paper with you, then. need some for both ends there!
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jazzy_123
| 20
if he was on the toilet, I'm assuming there was already some toilet paper there.
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cinskeep43
| 15
Nah just stick a tampon in it
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Dodge4x4Ram
| 46
we share the same struggle, don't feel alone
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sarah5745
| 41
Really?? I don't struggle much..
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
Try Magnesium Glycinate capsules from a compound pharmacy. Works wonders! Also helps with constipation from painkillers.
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narwhalicious
| 15
Someone smarter than me explain this.
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tony1891
| 22
what is there to explain? its pretty self explanatory actually.
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milky2321
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its actually bad for you to push, you can easily burst a blood vessel. you should let it come out naturally.
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howtobestupid
| 16
Its how you get hemmeroids
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201chasew
| 22
I learn so much on here. I didn't know that could happen.
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
Your right 8, but telling someone that is extremely constipated to not push and wait for it to come naturally doesn't really help seeing as they would be waiting a very long time for it to come out on its own. Op probably needs to go to the pharmacy and buy some laxatives and or stool softeners. If this is a regular problem but they have trouble with laxatives they they should try Magnesium Glycinate capsules.
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HarshD9619
| 34
Don't put so much strain, it only causes pain
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jerryj
| 27
You may even burst a vein or clog the water main.
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MattM95
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I didn't even know that was possible.
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devildog562
| 33
Lucky you didn't get a hernia also. Try some magnesium citrate next time.