By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
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Imagine just sitting there relaxing when all of the sudden a giant foot squishes you? o.O

Sounds like you had a smashing time.

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Sounds like you had a smashing time.

Don't let that frog step all over you

I hate stepping on anything squishy... especially when im barefoot..it sends chills all throughout my body.

*Nigel Thornberry voice* Smashing..

Put your right foot in, put your right foot out, put your fought on and squish it all about...

Hey #25. Frog got your throat?

Am I the only person who thought of Monty Python?

#1 best pun I have seen all night.

This has actually happened to me before. With multiple slimy creatures. Frogs, slugs, you name it. I feel like I should also include the fact that I had no shoes on.

Imagine just sitting there relaxing when all of the sudden a giant foot squishes you? o.O

And to think all the frog had left was to go across a couple of logs and he would have made it to safety past the river :(.

And that's a true FML, not some kid wimping over his fear..

Hate it when that happens. Ruins my whole day.

ok 1) Poor frog 2) thats gross 3) did you have frog legs for dinner?

3). Yes, because the first thing I want to do after I step on something with my bare feet is EAT IT.

Hey, I've heard of the "Eat what you kill" policy. But I think there's a loophole in this scenario. :P

#4 Now I see how your brain works.. 'oh my god I stepped on that poor frog'... *lifts foot* 'that's gross'.. *comes to the conclusion* 'well, its a waste not to eat a frog squished with my own dirty foot'...

@#48 Kind of like the whole "if you kill a cow, you have to make a burger" scenario? But this is repulsive. The frog (which is probably a bacteria breeding ground itself) was sandwiched between two ultra disgusting surfaces (the bottom of a foot and the ground). There is no way even Jesus himself could convince me to put that vile thing in my mouth.

You guys haven't realized that she's using sarcasm yet? Jeeze.

@#48 Eat what you kill? Looks like I'm having hookers for dinner.

@76 - THANK you! Apparently you and I are the only ones who can tell sarcasm from seriousness.

Looks like that frog... croaked.

OP should have at least worn peep toad shoes.

That was a ribbiting tale, OP. I can't wait to see where the story hops to next.

As ribbiting as it may have been, it had me feeling a tad polar. On one hand it's an interesting tale, until you realize that frog is really gone. No jumping back from that.

I'm sure his family will be crushed.

imagine the frog's horror as you crushed it...

I think he did...and that's why yes scarred for life...

Well I can't imagine how scared it was because its well..uhh..dead

You killed Kermit? Miss Piggy is gunna make yoy pay!

Awww what has Yoy ever done to OP?

Nothing, but I'm sure Yoy owes Ms. Piggy dome money.

*shudder* I'd feel awful. at least it was an accident, don't be too hard on yourself.

Mmmmm... Frog legs...