Intimacy: Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted....

By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By jack s.b. - 14/11/2013 22:15 - United States - Austin

Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML

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SDee1234 11

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:07

Thats almost scary lol. He's spying on you:-P

Cortezthe1st 23

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:07

Maybe he noticed that everything was closed, so he assumed you were doing the nasty.

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vikky538 28

Saturday 17 May 2014 6:47

may be has seen he shouldn't have seen...

EpicGuy70 13

Saturday 17 May 2014 6:53

Was the **** so good that it was still radiating noise while it was muted, Or were you having a loud fap with that pork?

kelsorg 21

Saturday 17 May 2014 6:56

he heard the fap.

foxwasalamb 24

Saturday 17 May 2014 6:57

or maybe his dad has spidey senses concerning ****. stranger things have been done...

FrozenMusic 26

Saturday 17 May 2014 7:27

It's weird how parents know everything

AmazingFinger88 11

Saturday 17 May 2014 8:13

have you tried incognito mode?

tj4234 35

Saturday 17 May 2014 8:40

Out of interest, was the laptop and apple PC? Got to watch out for iCloud...

tomgun_fml 16

Sunday 18 May 2014 7:40

Why what can iCloud do?

tj4234 35

Monday 19 May 2014 0:55

If you have two or more machines connected to it, it shares the information between them. So for example, an imac on the same connection with apple tv, there is a chance that whatever is on the imac screen will also play on the t.v.

TheSn1p3r3790 4

Saturday 17 May 2014 8:47

ewwww

gorilladuck 6

Saturday 17 May 2014 9:08

okay?

katertott 44

Saturday 17 May 2014 9:11

He was probably monitoring the household internet usage via the modem setup and control system. You can monitor and customize/restrict access for each device.