Intimacy: Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted....

By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By jack s.b. - 14/11/2013 22:15 - United States - Austin

Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML

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SDee1234 11

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:07

Thats almost scary lol. He's spying on you:-P

Cortezthe1st 23

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:07

Maybe he noticed that everything was closed, so he assumed you were doing the nasty.

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thatoneninjadude 14

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:14

Maybe he open the door realize you're watching **** and closed it and then knocked.

Mike_Sweatpants 9

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:27

Hahah

Acacia21 23

Tuesday 27 May 2014 4:48

If he had the volume muted you'd hope he'd have heard that, unless he was really focused and into it.

brand125 17

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:14

yeah he has one of those parent spy/monitering programs secretly installed...

cathrope 10

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:15

You sure they don't have your computer set up for remote viewing?

XxD_reamZx 10

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:22

its your dad so maybe is father like son... maybe he just knows bc he did same

what12345 12

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:22

There's an app for everything... Even ones for parents to spy on their kids...

lixarodriguez 7

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:24

I bet he was speaking about something else and you're just beating yourself up haha

foxwasalamb 24

Saturday 17 May 2014 7:02

i see what you did there...

xxbvbsusanxx 21

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:24

You wouldn't happen to be the 9th grader that was shaking his desk while whacking off, would you?

cwaziemamma 16

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:26

Wow...I would ask him how I disgust him, but I'm thinking he is linked to your web browser, I know there is a way to do it, cuz my nephew did it once

AANGG666 5

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:26

Some people can view whatever is on other peoples computer screens if it's on their wifi, so maybe he did that. Yikes...

Octwo 16

Saturday 17 May 2014 19:49

That's not how that works, bro-ham.

menfearme 10

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:26

He might've installed a trojan on your pc. It'll feed info on everything you type in or sites you go to. Some of them even stream live information right to his computer or phone. you can buy that stuff as parental protection for your child's computer anytime that you want. all you have to do is install it on your kid's pc or ipad and it would feed to his pc or phone. Run malware bytes to know for sure. Sucky day tho.