By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 16:55 - United States

Today, I started my first day of work. I was told to absorb everything going on and to get used to the high-paced flow of things. I've been sitting at my desk for two hours now, and the office has been empty since I've walked in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 193
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At least you have PC with internet... killing time might not be too fun, but as long as they pay you for it...

god damnit why does all this stuff happen in Arkansas?! I hate how retarded our state is


..sounds like fun.

That's one of my least favourite kind of jobs. Nothing going on is second only to passive-aggressive bosses in things I'd prefer to avoid. Sorry you ended up there; I hope things speed up soon.

Sounds exactly like my line of work. How unfortunate for you. Are you also a prototype Genuine People Personality robot manufactured by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation? Do you also get stuck with menial tasks despite having a brain the size of a planet? Don't worry. It gets worse. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

absorb your 2 hours! absorb your desk! absorb it!!!!

tweetbaby14 18

why is this an fml? you didn't do anything at work so go play around on the internet... YDI for not thinking of that yourself... moron.

What the fuck do you think I'm doing, dipshit.

Oh my god, OP!! That is the perfect time to masturbate!!! ;D

14-You should start your comments out with: "The HHGTTG has this to say about..."

play a game on a computer. you get payed for doing nothing at all. fml I want your job

get up, walk around, be nosey, be aggressive

Marvin are you the real Marvin android? :o

well isn't that exciting.

look on the bright side OP, you're getting paid to sit on your ass all day. :p

well you're spending that time on FML itzz all gud

i want to get paid for doing nothing :L

Sure you got the right time, OP? Does sound a bit boring, but hopefully it'll perk up and get better. If not, at least you have a job.

Haha yeah, actually my boss has a dgaf attitude and said as long as I clock the hours, I'm good. She's in little rock, which is like an hour and a half away so I'm supervisor-free all day. Woohoo.

It's probably a Sunday or a day off.

At least you have PC with internet... killing time might not be too fun, but as long as they pay you for it...

they were to lazy to work don't worry it happens to all of us

YDI for being out of the kitchen, for getting a desk of your own, for being employed at all, for being too easily bored, and for microwaving fish in the office microwave. That stench has permeated everything.

Lol that's cute. I remember my first trolling spree.

Me too. Mine was on usenet back in the mid-1990s. This is more fun.

Unfortunately, I was only a fetus around that time. But fuck yeah, modern technology.

Don't show up at 3 AM. The early bird gets the worm, but he still need to wait until the worms wake up. You might want to back off on the Red Bull, and the desperation.