By Anonymous - United States
Today, I started my first day of work. I was told to absorb everything going on and to get used to the high-paced flow of things. I've been sitting at my desk for two hours now, and the office has been empty since I've walked in. FML
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  lyndis_fml  |  0

That's one of my least favourite kind of jobs. Nothing going on is second only to passive-aggressive bosses in things I'd prefer to avoid. Sorry you ended up there; I hope things speed up soon.


Sounds exactly like my line of work. How unfortunate for you.

Are you also a prototype Genuine People Personality robot manufactured by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation? Do you also get stuck with menial tasks despite having a brain the size of a planet?

Don't worry. It gets worse.

Life. Don't talk to me about life.


Haha yeah, actually my boss has a dgaf attitude and said as long as I clock the hours, I'm good. She's in little rock, which is like an hour and a half away so I'm supervisor-free all day. Woohoo.

By  Trollz4daLULZ  |  1

YDI for being out of the kitchen, for getting a desk of your own, for being employed at all, for being too easily bored, and for microwaving fish in the office microwave. That stench has permeated everything.

By  perdix  |  29

Don't show up at 3 AM.

The early bird gets the worm, but he still need to wait until the worms wake up. You might want to back off on the Red Bull, and the desperation.