Today, I started a new job. The synopsis of my training was,...

By Anonymous - 26/4/2016 05:04 - United States - Kenosha

Today, I started a new job. The synopsis of my training was, "You're starting a job you're going to hate and you'll be fired for entertaining yourself while waiting for us to give you more work. But you're going to love being here." FML

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By BDanzeisen | 20

#6589420 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 18:22

Keep pestering them to give you work. They can't fire you for that.

By whysobeachy | 37

#6589421 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 18:23

How can you both hate it, and love it? Or do they mean that you'll hate the job, but love the workplace?

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By shorty6823 | 28

#6589417 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 18:21

"Sound like my kind of job!" said no one ever.

By DeadxManxWalking | 27

#6589418 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 18:21

why would you get fired for entertainment, if you don't have any work?

luther48 | 20

#6589788 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 23:38

Using work resources to do something non-work related. The company is then paying you to do other stuff which may make them liable from other colleagues who don't get the same privilege

By BDanzeisen | 20

#6589420 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 18:22

Keep pestering them to give you work. They can't fire you for that.

player20270 | 32

#6589874 - Wednesday 27 April 2016 1:38

Well, technically, they can still fire OP, except in that case they won't have a good reason. I know lots of people who were fired because a new manager, i.e., didn't like their face, no matter how hard they worked.