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  scarface90  |  8

Calling HR department: "sir, we got an intoxicated employee with his pants down, touching himself while yelling at the woman in his office that he's going to show her some real gravy"

HR boss: Shit! Not again...

  IOmnomHard  |  10

Why is 57 getting down voted? It's a how I met your mother reference. Robin always says 'But, um.' On the local news as an anchorwoman, and college students watched it and took a shot every time she said but, um.

  ClassyCommando  |  13

Or just mutter something like "Holy son of a bloody twat-fucking cunt shit-wanker." under your breath every time anything bad or shocking happens to make her feel really uncomfortable. When the boss is out of earshot, of course.

By  annie_nk  |  22

Sounds like "Mormon swearing". Growing up Mormon and living in a small town where half the population is LDS, I've heard weird sayings like this a lot.

  Link5794  |  18

"Son of a gunhorse!"
-Toby Turner