By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 02:53 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I started a new job. I'm now trapped in a small office with a woman who says, "Oh my gravy!" constantly. In response to everything. FML
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Harpy20 24
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New drinking game?

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karen1991 15

You should have said "mashed potatoes!!"

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Harpy20 24
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New drinking game?

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scarface90 8

Calling HR department: "sir, we got an intoxicated employee with his pants down, touching himself while yelling at the woman in his office that he's going to show her some real gravy" HR boss: Shit! Not again...

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andiewithlove 21
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"But...umm..."

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MDTeddy 13
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Ed says gravy, but oh my gravy is just odd.

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scarperwins 1
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I hate when people lay out what they think is a humorous scenario in the comments...so annoying

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IOmnomHard 10
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Why is 57 getting down voted? It's a how I met your mother reference. Robin always says 'But, um.' On the local news as an anchorwoman, and college students watched it and took a shot every time she said but, um.

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karen1991 15

You should have said "mashed potatoes!!"

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ClassyCommando 13
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Or just mutter something like "Holy son of a bloody twat-fucking cunt shit-wanker." under your breath every time anything bad or shocking happens to make her feel really uncomfortable. When the boss is out of earshot, of course.

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lesserofallevils 9

Son of a biscuit :/ why didn't I think of that

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Karalela44 15

Lol my mind went straight to Brock's Dub xD

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Screwie 25
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Oh my what? That's weird as fuck.

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andiewithlove 21
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Not that weird. My stepdad and his mom say "Lord love a duck" in place of "Oh my God".....a lot.

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Pegasister_fml 5

My friend says "Fudge a duck!" ._.

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st333ph 12
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Oh my mashed potatoes!

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eb0ny 15
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This would lead me to homocide.

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cameron194 9
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Or to falcon punch some one and get fired loll xD

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sirpantselot 22
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You'd kill a gay person?

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KickItHigh 32
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You could say "Give me some of your gravy!" or not, your choice.

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goldfishgod 20
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Is her name Brenda?

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Brenda37 13
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My name is Brenda..... Oh my gravy, that is awkward.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Just yell back, "OH MY GLOB!"

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TheMathMajor 26
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That's so math

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Yeah, it's pretty math, you psychopath!

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thefreelove 9
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What the lump?!

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cameron194 9
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Don't encourage/provoke the beast .. She may get angry, whip out some gravy and try to eat your ass

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CharresBarkrey 15

LSP FTW!

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SystemofaBlink41 27

You son of a bass!

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andiewithlove 21
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Oh my glob you guys! DRAMA BOOOOOMB!

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rattusrattus 18
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I'm reminded of Bella Swan and her 'Holy Crow!' comments...

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love_isnt_enough 15
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or DJ from Full House saying 'oh my lanta'

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CharresBarkrey 15

You got it, dude!

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annie_nk 22
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Sounds like "Mormon swearing". Growing up Mormon and living in a small town where half the population is LDS, I've heard weird sayings like this a lot.

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CharresBarkrey 15

My favorite Mormon curse word is "frick" (not really, I fucking hate when people say that)

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PeteyPablo12308 20
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So true! My family is LDS and my grandma always says "oh heavens to Betsy!"

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Steve95401 49

To quote Napoleon Dynamite, "Fricking idiot, gosh!".

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Link5794 18

"Son of a gunhorse!" -Toby Turner

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