Today, I started a job on a building site. Halfway through, I needed to use the toilet. One of the builders said there were two of them; one was "OK" and the other was "nasty." The first one I walked into had the foulest stench imaginable. Apparently, that was the "OK" one. FML
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Krirn
| 21
As long as you're a guy, its okay to use at a distance.
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coconutdaydream
| 7
Just dig a hole in the ground
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Krirn
| 21
As long as you're a guy, its okay to use at a distance.
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Mister_Triangle
| 21
Not if you've gotta go #2. No amount of foul stenches will motivate you to squeeze the cheeks hard enough to make your shit soar
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Krirn
| 21
You need to watch the "Volcano" scene from Jackass 3
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NickyK
| 25
If you gotta do #1.. Some distance sniping is perfectly fine!
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Drigr
| 8
Hopefully OP was smart enough to check the other, the distance may not be neccesary. Or am I the only one that thinks it could be the "new guy on the job" prank to send them to the nasty one and call it the OK one?
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BeachBoi_Alex
| 7
Man up.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Hold it in or invest in some diapers in case its impossible to hold it in anymore. That's gross. I'd just hold it in until my day was done.
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coconutdaydream
| 7
Just dig a hole in the ground
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Rynk95
| 11
Imagine what the nasty toilet must look and smell like!
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Rynk95
| 11
I know - I just like kicking in open doors.
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Mister_Triangle
| 21
You could at least have the courtesy to knock first.
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Krirn
| 21
10 - I don't have any proof or statistics to back up my assumption, but I think it would've just been thumbed down.
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perdix
| 29
Well, you're going to have to expand your imagination and come up with an even fouler stench, because the OK toilet may be occupied when nature calls.
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LiesAndMischief
| 4
Oh no, screw that. I would just hold it until the first bathroom was free, I'm squicky enough with germs as it is. xD
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mimi_animee
| 18
This is why as soon as I enter a bathroom I stop breathing through my nose so that I don't have to endure the horrible stench.
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saIty
| 17
Of course, they're not going to give a newbie the clean toilet. You must first prove you are worthy.
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sjdbeinska
| 4
what he didn't mention was the third one where you had to dig yourself a hole
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Nabee143
| 3
From the sound of it, I think I would rather dig a hole in the ground and squat right there than use those disgusting toilets! I have a really bad gag reflex so I'm pretty sure I would be puking my brains out from the smell. Gross!
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aksweetheart
| 7
27, at least you would be near a toilet :D
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skippymagee
| 5
Well... That blows. Good luck.
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julian_brunt
| 4
if u work on a building dite any toilet is a bonus, we used to have to drop trou anywhere, usually in someones hard hat
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bReLiNg
| 18
Maybe you will accidentally knock over the "nasty" toilet with some machinery- therefore the company must get a new one. Or, they will say "too bad, deal with one" it's a long shot...
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DocBastard
| 38
You're a man - the world is your urinal.
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ColdplaySucks
| 18
Until you need to take a dump.
But thats what leaves are for.
But thats what leaves are for.